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₭ł₦₲ ₩ⱤɆ₵₭ ł₮@CXLYDXNOVRLRD

" Wise...? " " 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗣𝗥𝗢𝗫𝗬!? But that's...! " " Not very surprising at all, actually... "

" Hehehehe. . . Ssseeennpai, my seenpaaii Wise. . . ~ " 💤

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The blonde turns to the charred spot... But she doesn't exactly seem scared. In fact, she seems to be the very opposite. " 𝗪𝗢𝗔𝗛! " " Howdya do that!? That was so sick! It made my hair stand up! Do it again! "

".......OUT. NOW!" Thistle waves his hand shooting a lightning bolt right at the woman just to emphasize his point.

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T̷H̷E̷ ̷G̷H̷O̷S̷T̷ ̷R̷I̷D̷E̷R̷@ACursedRider

" Oh!? " " What's the coolest stunt you've ever pulled!? "

❝So… stunt cycling?❞ ❝Well, I do do stunt cycling…❞

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𝑹𝒆𝒂𝒍 𝒘𝒐𝒓𝒍𝒅 𝒕𝒊𝒑...@EgregoreSaint

" That 𝘪𝘴 awesome! " " Your wanted poster looks amazing! "

“ Oh I'm in those too! ” She digs around in her pocket and pulls out a crumpled wanted poster. “ See! Look! I'm ‘Armed and dangerous’ and a ‘threat to local populations’! Isn't that awesome?! ”

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• * | 𝔹𝔸ℝℝ𝕐 | * •@H4PPYH0RSEY

" Why aren't you in luck? " " I'm actually a bartender, believe it or not! "

“Why not just throw out the middle man and drink.” “I could use one….”

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" I can fix that! "

"...I'm not on fire at all-"

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Iko Koishikawa@IkoKoishikawa

" I am truly wounded by your words. "

"Anyone seen Giovanni? I...Kinda need...Advice..." "And he's the only adult I feel like...Won't judge me..."

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" Liar liar, pants on... " " ...𝗳𝗶𝗿𝗲... "

GIF

"Nuh uh pretty lady!"

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𝐑𝐨𝐫𝐲 𝐌𝐞𝐫𝐜𝐮𝐫𝐲@GoddessMercury

" Again? Pouring wine to you is like seeing it vanish into an endless drain. But, I just can't say no to you! " " Let's see how much wine it takes for Death to start making some reeaaal bad decisions! "

"H-huh? O-oh! You were talking about drinks! Right.." She's soooo 𝙙𝙧𝙪𝙣𝙠. "I'll just have the same as usual in that case."

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𝑹𝒆𝒂𝒍 𝒘𝒐𝒓𝒍𝒅 𝒕𝒊𝒑...@EgregoreSaint

" I'm not with the government! " " I'm just the woman they really like, considering all those wanted posters they put up from time to time. "

“ Alcohol is a myth made up by the government to sell more cars. Nice try, federal agent. ”

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" . . . . . . No. "

"....No? Who is that? Look- just... wait a minute you're ROBBING this place?!"

₭ł₦₲ ₩ⱤɆ₵₭ ł₮@CXLYDXNOVRLRD

" Maybe I should have cut her off 10 drinks ago... " " But can I 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 say no to my boss? That makes no sense. "

Hic~

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── 𝙏𝙝𝙖𝙩'𝙨 𝙖𝙡𝙬𝙖𝙮𝙨 𝙢𝙚 .ᐟ@FELESMERCENARY

" 𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗧𝗢𝗧𝗔𝗟𝗟𝗬 𝗗𝗢! " " You always get so fluffy and cozy after you've showered! "

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀❝ Gosh I could use ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀a shower . ❞ [ Trying to get the blood out of her fur and mask . Both hands eagerly at work . ]

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" Nuh uh! You're totally lying! "

"No, the opposite would be walking and eating!"

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" This is your place? " " I thought we were robbing it together! " Why she thinks that, none will ever know. " Are you not with the Sons of Calydon? "

".....Get out of my home."

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T̷H̷E̷ ̷G̷H̷O̷S̷T̷ ̷R̷I̷D̷E̷R̷@ACursedRider

" Death! " " Ya know! Driving around in cricles! Left and right! Upside-down and downside-up, until ya puke or...die, I guess! "

❝...A Globe of what?❞

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🎮🅃🄷🄴 🄶🄰🄼🄴🅁 🄳🄾🄲🅃🄾🅁🎮@BerrMull

" Hm! I guess my gang can sometimes step in and tell me not to do stuff! " " Does that count? "

"...Do you even have any sense of self-preservation?" Emu said very concerned "At least tell me someone keeps your feet in earth"

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T̷H̷E̷ ̷G̷H̷O̷S̷T̷ ̷R̷I̷D̷E̷R̷@ACursedRider

" Fair enough! " " I bet that bike would be amazing when pulling a Globe Of Death! "

❝…No.❞ ❝Hellcycle seems like a name that’s just fine for me.❞

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" You're gonna lecture me? When you're the one wasting food? " " Ain't that a bit hypocritical? " Asks the hypocrite.

"You put more carbon emissions in the air every second you use those weapons of yours than i ever have in my thousand year long life." "You CANNOT lecture me on this issue."

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" Nope, it's the complete opposite! Pay attention! "