Ruben

> be superior European > guns banned, feel ultra safe > open borders forever, Schengen dream > import 2 million "doctors and engineers" in one year > crime stats go brrr > say the quiet part out loud on social media > wake up to rainbow-armored SWAT kicking in door at 4 AM > "hate speech investigation, hands up bigot" > get 18 months for wrongthink > meanwhile in Brussels > be Ursula > delete 200+ SMS with Pfizer CEO about €35 billion vax deal > "sorry texts are gone lol" > EU Parliament asks to see them > "they were short-lived messages, nothing to see :)" > back in Germany defense minister days > award €10 billion in contracts to McKinsey buddies > all texts and emails mysteriously wiped > investigators show up "phone fell in toilet, twice" > consultants get fat, you get promoted to EU Empress > now forcing digital ID + social credit on 450 million peasants > ban Russian cats and Hungarian democracy > still lecture Trump about "rule of law" > notice your city looks like Mogadishu after 9 PM > call police "sorry we're busy arresting meme posters" > mfw universal healthcare > mfw the dystopia has pronouns > mfw it was aristocracy all along >mfw

@YourAnonCentral Holy shit, you fell off 😂

Feeling hurt that people hate MAGA? Leave the cult, stop supporting felon child rapist Donald Trump and you won’t be MAGA anymore. It’s that easy.

@AdameMedia Its a buker buster munition... The damage is not on the surface....

Trump wasted $314 million to make a few holes in a mountain.

@kirawontmiss What about no tip?

asking customers for 100% tip is insane

New Battle Academia Skins Splash Arts ‼️ • Xayah (Legendary) • Rakan • Qiyana (Prestige) • Kayn

@gunsnrosesgirl3 No strength to hold it in place?

Useful tip

@LeagueOfLeaks More like Supreme Trash

NEW SUPREME RECKONING SKINS - PBE PREVIEW ‼️ • Sion • Darius (Prestige) • Talon • Alistar • Rell • Draven

@KaoticTube That shit ain't even cooked ☠️

@YourAnonNews So you basically saying only illegal immigrants pick up crops as of right now?

When the economy tanks because of Trump's policies, we can't wait to see all the MAGA volunteers who will get off their asses to pick crops.

@reallyraleighb If only she had enough money lmao

Taylor Swift needs to sue the living fuck out of Elon shithead and X immediately.

@PicturesFoIder More like a FAFO moment

Was this an overreaction? 😭

@DucDeVinny God doesn't exist, sorry to break it down for you.

@DramaAlert only 2000$ a day? im so sorry 😭😭

Lacy calls out Twitch after getting his AD revenue decreased from $10K a day, to $2K. 😲‼️

Is it that hard to understand this? 🤯

Physical altercation that got Fousey banned:

Fousey has been BANNED on Kick just one day into his 30-day marathon.. He may be losing his $20M contract after having an agreement with Kick not to get banned during these 30 days 😳

@KyleKulinski @YourAnonNews These people have short memory and are so extremely biased, it's insane... Oh well

Trump just bragged about having "no new wars". what he doesn't tell you is he - increased drone strikes 432% - kept us in Iraq and Afghanistan - bombed Syria - assassinated a top Iranian commander who was fighting ISIS - tried to coup Venezuela - ripped up the Iran agreement - armed Saudi Arabia as they did a genocide in Yemen and vetoed a bill to cut off the weapons - said he wants war with Mexico in his 2nd term - says Biden isn't supporting Israel enough and letting them "finish the job" - hired John Bolton, Mike Pompeo & Gina Haspel (all insane neocon warmongers) and let them run his foreign policy

@YourAnonNews Anonymous turned into a rage bait account 🤣🤣

They're both trash.

@Dontlook2wice @Hola466567 @roidrage88 @TheCartelDel Based 🙏

The funniest thing about them saying she's a nobody, is her having more followers than Speed & Kai combined 😭

@TheCartelDel Who dafuq is rivers?