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@realDonaldTrump you know what that's not fair of me to say. You're probably just acting out because your dad didn't give you enough love.

@realDonaldTrump - you're a terrible human & I think you know it. #blockme

"No one is born hating another person because of the color of his skin or his background or his religion..."

"...For love comes more naturally to the human heart than its opposite." - Nelson Mandela

People who don't believe in love at first sight have clearly never met a dog before.

.@realDonaldTrump They did. It wasn't.

@devancoggan @SKDKnick None of you are fit to rule the United States. But I am. So I will. - @HillaryClinton

#GOPDebate candidate just advocated taking guns away. Did I hear that correctly? #DebateNight

@realDonaldTrump why so many sniffles? Does someone have... #pneumonia <dun dun DUN> #drunkdebatetweets #Debates2016

@ESPNFantasy... Because who could've predicted the start of another football season.

Maybe I should pick up @CleteBlakeman. He'd get me more #FF points than @devontafreeman today. #FantasyFootball #FantasyFootballProblems

RT if Devonta Freeman is single handily ruining your fantasy team

via @giphy Me after this week. gph.is/1rDBB5Y

On my train today:elderly woman audibly wheezy mouth-breathing and swearing @ pigeons. In other news I know what I want to be when I grow up

I feel like my Twitter usage goes... 1 random food tweet. 3 months. Another random politics tweet. *show I like ends* 200 tweets immediately

Cleaning up the beach for #softchoiceorangeday

Apparently working in the territory is rubbing off. I should apparently be living in Wisco.

Worth every penny, @HBO. Please never cancel this show. Holy Mother of God. It's so good. @GameOfThrones #SnowBowl