Robert Helpmann

@Ace_Frijole3 Close second right here.

I may have masturbated to her - can’t swear to it on a Bible though

@realMaalouf Cook a bunch of Nueske’s bacon in it. Fuck the pedo prophet

You see this sign at your workplace. What’s the first thing that comes to mind?

@Ace_Frijole3 @newstart_2024 @4winds_ Could be the milkman.

@RobertHelpmann1 @newstart_2024 @4winds_ I suspect she’s getting cock on the side

A 40-year-old working mom of two just said what a lot of women are quietly thinking after years in the corporate grind: “I fell for it. Go to college, get the degree, you can have it all — career, kids, the whole thing. I don’t want to do it all anymore. I want to take my kids to school, pick them up, be there when they get home, chaperone field trips, volunteer, go to the gym, clean the house, do laundry, cook dinner… just be home.” She’s blunt: “It’s not worth it. Don’t fall for that sh... Find a way to be with your family.” It’s raw, honest, and hits different when you hear it from someone who’s lived both sides. Moms (and dads) — have you ever reached that point where the “have it all” dream started feeling like a trap? What would your ideal balance actually look like if money or societal pressure wasn’t part of the equation? Your thoughts 👇

@ChuckThePhoenix Somebody give Chuck a baby penis to suck.

Jew haters, feck off. Israel is America's greatest ally. I don't want you cretins on my timeline. I am an American first, but I stand with Israel too. 🇺🇸 🇮🇱✝️✡️

@goodboisweeneys @sterlingblue Not many options left, pal. Sorry.

@RobertHelpmann1 @sterlingblue IT HAS, ROBERT GAWD

I'm too clever to have a job. They would never appreciate me as much as my mutuals. I do this for all of you. No need to thank me.

@JD25638982 Seriously, best of luck and congratulations

@RobertHelpmann1 No couldn’t pay postage for that

I just got married

@Ace_Frijole3 I’m ushering so I will be at the Novus Ordo this weekend

@RobertHelpmann1 Might go V2 mass on Sunday

@RobertHelpmann1 just got out of the Holy Shrine of Innocents for the Annunciation of the Blessed Virgin Mary with Commemoration of the Feria … Full on High Mass, Bells & Whistles and enough Incense to choke a Hippopotamus

@RobertHelpmann1 Yes

Found McCall's real account

5 year old kid needs therapy because of the rabbi sucking on his penis.

@LauraLoomer Poor kid probably saw your hobgoblin face.

Is there anything worse than a crying baby on a plane? I wish parents would control their children. It’s so disruptive. I refuse to believe a baby cries for 10 hours. At some point this is just bad parenting, right?

@Ace_Frijole3 @FatherAltman Amen!

Yes 🙌 @RobertHelpmann1 @FatherAltman

@mark_wootten Looks like shit, pal.

Popped a card and a small gift to my neighbours for Eid-al-Fitr and look what they’ve just brought round. This is spectacular. How lovely.

@Ace_Frijole3 Perfect Sunday. Went to the vigil last evening, going to start on getting some bare root perennials in the ground.

@RobertHelpmann1 no LM today, I’m going to the 11:30 mass at St Edmund’s – V2 mass, lots of singing, irrelevancy ~ haven’t been there since Christmas; then I’ll hit Vito’s Bakery on Ave U and get my bread loaves …. That’s all I got.

Next week we commentate the brutal passion and murder of our Lord Jesus Christ at the hands of the jews. Go to Mass or service (Protestant) today to prepare.