Phil the Yeti

The elves lit my behind on fire! I'm going to be walking around in this skirt for a bit!

Phil is in the house!

North made me change the colour of the action figures I was painting. 5 times! #Earlyretirement?

NEW WRITER

This isn't fun anymore. It never really was.

@RotgJackFrost 👳

HIIII

Feeling sick

That's a lot of bro hearts, Phil.

@RotgJackFrost Öppôrgürkjork!! 💛💙💜💚❤️💛💙💜💚❤️💛💙💜💚❤️💛💙💜💚❤️💛💙💜💚❤️

@RotgPhil Happy VDay, man! You know i've always loved you even though you keep throwing and kicking me away.

Bargatùr

Jack is drinking too much eggnog. Again. Help.

What ticked me off though was when he referenced me as a SHE. I mean, seriously?

A yeti said: Use "Chicken nut bread" in a sentence. When everyone else gave up, he said: "Phil, stop choking Jack CHICKEN NUT BREAD!"

A yeti made a really bad pun earlier today and i can't sleep because of this. It might give me nightmares.

Bâr

Eggnog. Where. Is. It.

@RotgJackFrost totes me goats brother