jame

make a wish

@kathwynbaldrin @kennylbelvin “Kenny can I call you” is such a nice sounding sentence

People love god and kids and I only love myself and my possessions

@prawn_meat pacific ring

one of my buddies works for guillermo del toro and he says that pacific rim 3 will be called "pacific rim: the wedding". and in it 2 of the robots will get married

free breeks

@gladys2meetu well you see, sexy low water full sun native bay area ground cover,

sexy low water full sun native bay area ground cover 😛

@gladys2meetu cranch

@ccfireman @warmyellowlight WHAT are we DOING

@SCOPAMORON @warmyellowlight WHAT ARE WE DOING

@i_need_eggs Hey i love that song. would make for some great crying

@gladys2meetu And yet!!! (Pause) the bemused silence

A weird bit i just remembered that did NOT land was when i had to give an 8th grade graduation speech and said “i could give you a speech but someone else has already said it better than I ever could:” and then I read the copy from a hotel spa brochure

The “seeds” are the “bones” of the fruit

@gladys2meetu Thank the lord (on behalf of devil wears prada)

no more movies about race cars or drivers or car companies. sorry! moratorium on that. reapply in five years

@gladys2meetu i have generously decided to allow F1 movies bc those aren’t really cars

@gladys2meetu jokes on you bc there are no good movies about books???