Samuel “Snort” Beaumont, CFP

@Oliverkballin Haven’t seen my girl next door since 2021. Hope she’s well… anyways great analogy Oliver. WDE

@SamBeau1972 Exactly. Little Caesar’s is like the girl next door who isn’t exactly a looker but will always show you a good time

50 follower fridge dox #helpme #needagf

@13B_SWAPPED Don’t we all?

I need toe curling steamy sex from an insane girl right now

@Oliverkballin Best bang for your buck on the market. Just been put on recently. Was more of a Papa John’s guy.

@SamBeau1972 Little Caesar’s is elite

@wardamnbilly WDE

Good hardware

@mikeoxmall70174 I think they just call themselves foids

I wonder if girls think they are chuds just like we do

@victorwembag Best take I’ve seen today. Have a cousin just like this

Never met an upper class fat white girl I ever even remotely enjoyed being around. Just the most spoiled entitled archetype imaginable

@ComeToTheBay #tipdox

1 thousand followers wow feels so good, now I have to ask my followers what to dox right?

Sunday scaries the night before Memorial Day #shrink me

@sexaddictsander @00JimmyT

@girlinterrupts9 Yes, it’s what friends are for

Debate: can you be friends with someone you had sex with?

@obannionsmokes Could spend a hour in it

Hometown shower is absolute nails

@00JimmyT #phag

@mollypercocet69 Molly, LMFAOOOO. Keep up the good work. - Snort

Hey so what the fuck was I saying to my uber last night

“Hello nigga” do I marry her?

@lilIngramtheIII Ball knower. Me and @00JimmyT currently have the same two blondes from last weekend. Hope you’re having just as fun a weekend as us. Much love from the plains

@SamBeau1972 Yeah.

Anyone else use to jerk to girls VSCO’s?

@FatStacksKelsey @Markymarkcuban I’ll check it out. Thanks FatStacks

@SamBeau1972 @Markymarkcuban It’s not even close bro. H&B is much better quality. The collars stay intact much longer and the material quality is better. PM quality went down as the demand shot up.

The eagle has landed #nuttttttttttttttt

Bitch thinks I’m dumb

@JerryPanker Can already tell you’re a twink. Good shit though wish I could do that

Ran these in the past three weeks, just felt like sharing here because sharing it on Instagram is GAY.

@wolfpack2469 #expand easily

Flops with pants #shrink or #expand