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"Blame the Nazi Germans for making me become a gun designer... I always wanted to construct agriculture machinery." - Mikhail Kalashnikov Inventor of the AK47

@Torralba254 @ThriftWheels @Honeyfarsafi Lol...dude has psychic abilities to know how people voted but not sentient enough to reason.

@ThriftWheels @Honeyfarsafi I didn't know I was engaging a log. My apologies.

After I posted the mchanga audited reports in 2024 , exhausted, mentally drained and almost running mad, jobless and traumatized, Mwabili shared my number here enthusiastically and Kenyans gave me a million ksh that I’ll never forget. It’s our turn now to support him 0799428109

@Papa_Ibeji @Kalasinga_ Dude doesn't understand the concept of "wife with loss making business". Pilates is a global brand for the wealthy with a guarantee for high returns.

@Kalasinga_ The Indian Lady in Westy is booked all year; you can’t get a slot. Doesn’t sound like a loss making business

Someone here once said that certain types of businesses are for rich wives whose husbands are willing to finance their loss making ventures to keep them busy. I always imagine a Pilates studio to be such a type of business. I could be wrong though.

@OunkaOnX @JollyGrogs Every day since October 7, I feel like I'm living in an alternative universe where EVIL is applauded and rewarded and GOOD is condemned and punished.

@stoner_mach @ni_kiarie @wavesandstorms Man, f*ck that thieving D.O and his retarded boomer mindset. At least he can't dislodge irungu kangata.

@ni_kiarie @wavesandstorms We have enough development for the moment you need like 25yrs to reach where Mt Kenya region is in terms of development so yes We will elect DCP leaders to punish Ruto if he rigs the election.

Hapo Murima mkipea DCP governors na MPs msahau development juu huyo Mathira man atakuwa kama Raila kudemand percentage ya pesa kila mwezi.

@kokiimichii @SiriZetu There are 2 types of societies; individualist and collectivist. Indivialistist - western countries - focus on autonomy, self-designed success, & individual rights. Collectivism- global south- emphasizes group cohesion, sharing, and the welfare of the community over the individual

Nimeona mahali Mtu akisema Ati most kenyans don’t know how to mind their business and this has been greatly influenced by the 8-4-4 system . Instead of kufunzwa about issues affecting our country Kama ways of managing the Nairobi river , tulikua busy tunafunzwa about cocoa in Ghana na forestry in Canada which has nothing to do with us , and honestly I’m still thinking about that .

@NahashonKimemia Am sure you would not enjoy paying extortion fees for you bnbs to the local mungiki gang. They are often very efficient with shake downs at the grassroot level.

Why did Kikuyu presidents fiercely keep Mungiki followers out of government, yet Mungiki was mostly Kikuyus? Why did they hunt Mungiki like dogs killing them almost down to every last member? Kwani Kikuyus hawajipendi? Why kill their own? Why not appoint them to Hospital Boards?

Kenya always shocks me whenever I travel. Karatina in Nyeri County has a very vibrant Luo community bwana. I never saw this coming at ALL!!!

@DexterTechnix @mwabilimwagodi2 You downloaded a fake Gikuyu manual.Revisit.

@mwabilimwagodi2 This is "precolonial" things. In agikuyu we call them "Nyokabi"

@skepticarious @KeKirwa Cadets can venture into such roles. The army needs civil, electrical and mechanical engineers. Or how would they maintain infrastructure. Even during wars, demolition engineers are needed to blow up bridges and other vital installations.

@KeKirwa That’s a idiot beyond measure. He deserves to die to an ashabaab IED! He had the opportunity to rise beyond mediocrity but choose to work for a stone age military!

Someone close to me scored an A of 83 points, went ahead to pursue Engineering abroad, and ended up in the KDF. People don't believe that the KDF absorbs a good percentage of the most brilliant minds in this country, and it's by design.

@LarryMadowo The key agenda here is trying to potray Africans as toddlers who can't be abreast with current events and can only remember Trump from the apprentice and not the 2026 war mongering pedo.

Elite Africans with big English are crashing out over this post but the comments under it from across Africa are proving strong support for Trump. Get out of your filter bubbles and speak to regular people outside your privileged circles

Every time the West calls an African country "unstable" they mean the resources stopped flowing. I made a glossary of 100 diplomatic words they use and what they actually mean. orange-anselma-35.tiiny.site Bookmark this before your next history book. 🧵

@KoyooFrank @omondike_ @SakajaJohnson So the streets can now equip people with medical skills? Most people would prefer their doctor not to be self-taught.

@omondike_ @SakajaJohnson Gaucho is a very smart street kid. His education is minimalist, but, his IQ is undisputed. Ask yourself why we all know his name....??

We're a joke!!! Governor @SakajaJohnson appoints Gaucho Calvince Okoth as Mama Lucy Kibaki Hospital board member.

Senator, you didn't 'adjust' because of facts; you adjusted because your faction got co-opted into the Broad-Based system. Don't hide behind global Platts prices. The Hustler isn't protesting the global crude market; we are protesting the KSh 58/L in fixed domestic levies, the 16% VAT, and the cartel margins of the G-to-G deal that your government controls. And please, spare us the 'building roads' gaslighting. The Treasury literally securitized the Road Maintenance Levy into a KSh 335B SPV to service hidden debts while contractors go unpaid. The only thing these taxes are building is the elite ledger.

@NytoP2PMwangi She standing on business and will gave them a good fight.

Remember Grace Yuge, the lady who went viral after purchasing contaminated fuel from a TotalEnergies station in Naivasha? TotalEnergies Kenya has since issued a demand letter through CK Nyoro & Co. Advocates, seeking KSh 10 million in compensation from her. However, she has firmly told them to f#k off

@calvinokello4 Uhuru was just lucky the Eurobond and loan repayments had not started. The rest is fairy tales since he borrowed 6 trillion with nothing to show.

We all saw Uhuru attending parties and concerts in the country, and everyone was happy to see him regardless of their political affiliations. We all saw Uhuru attending Formula One Grand Prix in Abu Dhabi, and no one was angry about it. How did Uhuru do it? How did he manage to have Kenyans behind him? How? Ruto can not even go to Church without facing hostility and someone shouting WANTAM. I mean, he can not even do the right thing. I wonder what would happen to him if he dared attend a concert. You see it all trickles down to EMPATHY. Uhuru was empathetic to the plights of Kenyans. Ironic, isn't it? That one born of privilege and status understands basic tenets of human plight, unlike the low born Ruto, who should automatically be empathetic since he too has experienced them. The masses just want to feel valued, appreciated, and understood. It makes the burden bearable. Someone please tag the video of Uhuru dancing with NYS cadets.

@JoyJMurraya @Morara__ I wonder whether the thesis covered the fact Kenya is a top 10 sex tourism destination.

Life comes at you fast doesn’t it 🫶🏽

So that you understand that this is not the government of and for the people After we won a case against the plants, seeds and varieties act, The government appealed against our victory Yes, you heard it

@Microinteracti1 😂 Cancel that 💩 Trumps fucks up everything.

The United States is so toxic on the world stage right now that it can’t fill hotels or sell World Cup tickets. Let that land. FIFA projected $30.5 billion in economic impact from millions of international visitors. That demand never showed up. Hotels in Atlanta, Dallas, Miami, Philadelphia and San Francisco have slashed match-day rates by a third from their peak. FIFA has cancelled tens of thousands of reserved rooms across all 16 host cities. Some hotels report cancellation rates above 95%. The reasons aren’t hard to find. Anti-American sentiment. Fear of border crossings. The Iran war driving up oil prices and airfares. And tickets priced into the stratosphere, with finals seats hitting $10,990 a pop. Industry executives are now openly blaming the Trump administration for the shortfall. Tourism economists say the Iran war made an already bad sentiment problem worse. Empty stadiums are now a real possibility. It happened at the Club World Cup last summer. It could happen again, on American soil, at the biggest sporting event on the planet. The White House says this will be “the greatest World Cup ever.” The market disagrees. Gandalv / @Microinteracti1