Sam Wood

@aproberts_ it's the guy from breaking bad! I really think you do! Obviously you're much better looking tho! Lol

@aproberts_ This guy is your double!

@JackWilshere I try to dislike you because you're a gooner but I do love it when you play for England #passionate

@dom_erk LOL they probably do!

@dom_erk are you now rocking the limp drag walk then?

Fancy a Jermain Defoe brace tonight!

@GeorgeAMaher @emily_beale me and @JadeWaghornx went last night! I was actually in tears for a lot of it, he was so funny!

Pick that out!!!! #beast

Glenn mccrory's bulge.....like a camel toe on speed!! @Ste_Boyd86 #onwinstrol #onspeed #oncrack

Was anyone else thinking glenn mcclory's bollocks looked donkey kong, and haye looked like he had a pimped up colostomy bag

That is class!

What is the excuse going to be this week? The ball too yellow?

Sandro should be the first name on the team sheet every week! #vital

Football is no longer a contact sport! Slight touch players fall over = foul! #shame

Seen 6 replays of Ramires pen. As bad a decision by the ref as i've seen. An utter embarrassment if this is our contact sport. @talkSPORT

Lamela to score tonight!

Team news on the way - and we can tell you that Etienne Capoue returns to action this evening... #THFC

@rustyrockets for PM!

@JadeWaghornx @georgiacoop LOL you should keep your mouth closed and count yourself lucky!

@georgiacoop @JadeWaghornx told me about the compliment you are now on the Xmas card list!