Tweet épinglé
Sam ☠️
10.6K posts
Sam ☠️
@Sam_pkg
🏴☠️☠️🔴LFC.
Johannesburg, South Africa Inscrit le Mart 2019
3.6K Abonnements3.5K Abonnés
@StHonorable @Mutwanamba_SA @Julius_S_Malema @Sinawo_Thambo Translator? Even Jacob Zuma as a president was not hiring translators when making speaches in venda. Because Venda people knew their president was zulu speaking and can only speak to them in english.
English
@Mutwanamba_SA @Julius_S_Malema @Sinawo_Thambo She's stupid to the core, she should have employed the services of a translator. Clearly, she's the most disorganized ANC crook. She left her house not knowing who's her audience.
English
Protesters in Voslorus demanded minister Khumbudzo Ntshavheni to speak in isiZulu, she told them she can't speak Zulu, they then disrupted her. This is exactly the reason why South Africans were attacked and killed in 2008 xenophobic attacks!
cc: @Julius_S_Malema @Sinawo_Thambo
English
Nna asanka ka kwa even a single dietitian a re le ska ja bogobe.🤭
South African Food-Based Dietary Guidelines clearly say starchy foods should form the base of every meal , and that includes pap. 🤗
Sam ☠️@Sam_pkg
@DietitianMoloko From today no more stories, le di dietitians ba ja bogobe
English
@DietitianMoloko From today no more stories, le di dietitians ba ja bogobe
English
Pedi girls an hour after eating prawns and salad 😬
English
@VillageGuluva I hope makoti doesnt hear them. Jiki jiki your wife doesnt want to visit with you anymore
English
Custard ya makoti. She made Custard for her mother in law in Limpopo. 🙆♂️🙆♂️😫😫🤣🤣🤣🤣
English
@SizweDhlomo Is a strategy, no bail application until monday so you habe enough time to think about which gang you joining
English
lol! Every Friday, ziyasha!
Modibe Vladimir Modiba@mmodiba10
BREAKING NEWS 🔥🔥 There’s a WARRANT OF ARREST that has been issued for Brown Mogotsi. Developing Story..
English
@MandiiSithole Almost sent your rent money to the wrong person, you still need it?
English
You guyssssss 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Never go through a man’s phone.
Oghenerukevwe@dr_rhookie
I said the easiest yes to the absolute love of my life ❤️
English
We drinking coffee, gwa tonya Satan for corona Yoh. Koo tlhalletse tsona tse
Teflon Don@AntonyNgele
What are y'all drinking bo satan
Filipino
My friend: "please send me R250"
Me : "Okay, send me your account number"
My friend: "Please do a cash send, don't have my card with me"
Me: "Bro I bank with Discovery Bank, we don't do those around here, we sophisticated"
Discovery Bank has saved me so much money 😭😭🤣🤣
English
@BETTERSA_ Seema was bought from another PSL team, you think he would have agreed to sign for a "not taken serious" salary? Its banter for the blue tick we understand
English
You would think it is just banter, but Pirates does not take its players serious man 😫
English
@_ayanda_sengane They being careful, if you excited jiki jiki SIU gets excited
English
I excitedly congratulated someone on a big purchase and they said, "Relax"😭😭😭😭💔💔
English
Never ask for stats from Pirates because we always produce, we are still waiting for Mshika-shika stats at 21
FORTUNATE SIYASANGA@fortunatekhuma
@Ntokii012 G&A iphi
English
I once told one kore “the way he’s making me chase after him the D better be worth it” and he called me immediately ✋✋😭
Amelia🤍@NotJustLerato
ukhona njee engfuna kumtjela🚶♂️➡️
English
She said she wanted a 17, I got her a 16... now a random guy swapped the 16 to 17pro max. She now sees my calls as me being rude, guys is this girl okay at all, what am I supposed to do now ???
tєϳɨ🥀@mrteji_
a guy swapped my girlfriend iPhone 16 to 17pro max. Took her on a date yesterday and she ignored my call all through yesterday, today she's saying it's nothing, that they're just friends.
English
Sam ☠️ retweeté
I’m speaking on behalf of every Orlando Pirates fan when I say we will be supporting Sundowns on this match …
They must never smell that CAF football next season 😭😭
#UNPLAYABLE@UnplayableZA
𝗢𝗡 𝗦𝗔𝗟𝗘!!! @Masandawana vs @KaizerChiefs tickets now on sale. 🎟 ⬇️ shop.opentickets.co.za/event/mamelodi… #UNPLAYABLE
English
@ChrisExcel102 They were busy celebrating a draw when siwelele was training
English
Siwelele you beauty 😭😭😭
No CAF football for Kaizer Chiefs next season 😭😭🔥
English