Sam

@DJUK61212471 Mudsharks doing mudshark stuff.

Utter revulsion

@CWLemoine Mover, I think it would be immense if you did a Mover Ruins AI on all of the shit Iranian propaganda videos they keep releasing. That would be fkn hilarious to watch.

Strikeback was an incredible show.

Remember to work hard and pay your tax. These guys need to gamble

🇬🇧 UK: Stockport - Murshid from Pakistan attempted to rape a 14-year-old British girl. Caught by British patriots. Murshid tried to attack and run. Educated, then handed over to the police. What punishment does Murshid deserve?

@itsmeaerona Commercial: Concorde. War: Raphale or Typhoon.

Favourite aircraft? This may affect how attractive I find you.

MUSLIMS IN THE UK: THE FACTS

@Steezehuman Sheldon Bust.

Who is this? Wrong answers only

@Alexandr4Denman Woah, that was a tough wank, 🤮

Mrs Doubtfire is out having a taco evidently 👀 im pretty confused I must admit….

@MsBin117 @ApolloSaturn506 No, please. Don't do that. For the sake of our country 🤣

@ApolloSaturn506 Run for greens!!!!!

7 quid for a 4 pack of monster fucking Starmer's Britain holy shit

@MsBin117 Hang on... 6.50 by 4 is roughly cheaper than the price of individual ones. The sugar tax needs gone as that's a problem, but tbh I don't get why monster is like 1.50 to 2quid a can whereas I can get a litre of boost in Sainsburys for a quid. It's all the same shit.

@TheKairosPulse Jeeves.

What would you name him? 😂

@otokyo__ I bet those pecs would pop like a pair of balloons against a gun.

Be honest...

@Geniustechw My schlong.

Men, what’s stopping you from dressing like this?

@tifagirlx Truly, as a 'cis' (I think is the correct term) biologically male heterosexual man, respect any trans person who is able to indicate if. I mean, if you're honest I have no issue with you, it's the ones who think it's OK to be evasive about who or what they are I have issue with.

I HAD A CONVERSATION WITH AN STRAIGHT GUY AS TRANSGIRL 🏳️‍⚧️: He : hey, you look cute ☺️ Me : did you see the flag in my profile? He : what does that mean? Me : It means im transgender 😅 He : ah so you got melons & kitty ?  Me : thats none of your buisness. He : yall trans people always want respect but are not even honest Me : how is telling you about my private parts even important ? 🤔 He : *blocks me* And that my dear people, is a straight guy who does not respect transwomen 🙋🏻‍♀️🏳️‍⚧️

@stargazeruk7 @UKLabour?

@viewpoint62s In the bin.

How do you want your chicken gizzards? Boiled. Or. Fried.

@ZOrtiz99 I bet it hurts when he trips over or falls off his bike. Fucking nutters.

Why do people feel the need to treat themselves as a pin cushion.

@char1iewatts Not this one. Fill them with a decent filling and fuck yeah

British people will see this and they say hell yeahh

@SurKaktus @_josephine0_ Heathen.

@_josephine0_ I gotchu.

What's the Best Sandwich Cut?