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@LeBatardShow NOOOOOO

@JKHomestead @hidingNshadowz @spectatorindex You pay for twitter 😂😂😂

@hidingNshadowz @spectatorindex Grok 🤡

BREAKING: New York Times reports that no oil tankers have crossed Strait of Hormuz since ceasefire, citing data from shipping intelligence firm Kpler.

@JMKIII58 @titanmatt_ She even got a fancy trip to Arizona

@titanmatt_ Yes his Propaganda minister has been working overtime this week. Diana has earned her paycheck l.

That’s dedication

“grace look loney. rocky fix. statement.”

Say what you want about the Pirates but nothing beats this park.

Pete Hegseth: "We execute with precision...we fight with honor." Bro, you bombed schoolgirls.

Tim Dillon on MAGA: “It’s the greatest con in history, truly. To run as America First and you’re gonna take care of America and then turn around and go all of these things daycare, Medicare, we have nothing to do with that, we’re fighting wars. It is the greatest scam in history”

Firing the Army chief of staff in the middle of a war is always a sign that things are going great

@FoolLiverpooool @OldTakesExposed This you??

@OldTakesExposed Oh PISS off. Mark is going to cook you with this take - already a multi millionaire, circumstances can change, and the Pirates will still suck/Skenes will be gone soon anyway.

Right wingers are like “I don’t want my taxes going to a $100,000 cancer research study” and meanwhile that costs like 1/10th of what this did

This is like when Jon Snow realized he had Targaryen blood

Your tax dollars are paying for the USDA to parody a porn site. They should delete the tweet and the URL.

She loves to wedge herself between the window and this panel in the afternoons and heat herself like a piece of toast