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Apparently Donald Trump has been declared Brain Dead by doctors at Walter Reed Medical Center. He should be back to work on Monday.

A Japanese restaurant put “face slap” on the menu. 500 yen per slap. Up to five. Extra 100 yen to pick your server. It started free. Demand forced them to charge. Onlookers cheered. Women requested multiple rounds. The owner noticed. So he flipped it: female customers could pay to do the slapping. American spas charge $200 for a sound bath. Japan charged $3.50 to hit you. Both call it stress relief. One of them has a waitlist.

@StealthQE4 If this is how it plays out, Trump is just gonna destroy the middle east oil infrastructure

This might be long. IMO Trump’s threats of leaving NATO are legit. Here’s what’s happening from what I have gathered: No one from NATO joined us in the fight against Iran. I think they are afraid to do it due to the threat of losing access to oil. They can’t trust Russia to provide it. There are reports that Iran is negotiating with several EU countries to allow their oil shipments to pass through the Strait of Hormuz. This would further isolate the US and also create a large divide between us and our allies. Geopolitically it’s a brilliant move by Iran imo. We might be living in a very different world moving forward. Let’s see how it all plays out.

> be me watching the american empire speedrun its own collapse in 2026 household formation dragging at pathetic levels like 1.41 million last year while underbuilding piles up a 4 million plus home deficit boomers checking out en masse birth rates stuck at 1.58 kids per woman zoomers and millennials still basement dwelling or roommate maxing 15 million vacant homes collecting dust anyway who the fuck is buying when nobody can afford shit chinese treasury holdings dumped down to 683 billion lowest since the financial crisis after years of steady selling now barely third place treasury doing record buybacks trying to hold their own debt market together like its 2008 2.0 mortgage defaults climbing back to pre pandemic numbers 30 year rates hitting 6.46 percent after five straight weeks of pain locking out another generation private credit house of cards starting to wobble hard blackrock blue owl morgan stanley apollo ares all slapping gates on withdrawals with trillions in illiquid garbage boomer retirements funneled into this mess through insurance companies these firms straight up bought treasury calling emergency meetings with regulators worldwide because this offshore reinsurance spiderweb is too big for state rules energy shock going full send gas just cracked 4 dollars a gallon nationwide highest since 2022 thanks to the iran strait of hormuz fuckery global oil in transit dropped 300 million barrels in march strait of hormuz turning into a floating parking lot for empty tankers when those inventories finally draw down its gonna feel like 1973 had a baby with 2008 western inventories pretending nothings wrong when the real physical hit lands diesel fertilizer and everything else goes parabolic fink already said 150 dollar oil means global recession food and supply chain death spiral kicking in walmart recession indicator screaming near gfc peaks fertilizer diesel both exploding from the energy mess resin prices up 70 percent ytd with fresh hikes rolling in 5 cents jan 10 cents mar 20 cents april another 20 cents may same shit for plastics and packaging average pound of ground beef now more expensive than federal minimum wage for the first time ever ag getting absolutely railed 57 percent of winter wheat area under drought new record and overall wheat planted acreage on track for lowest since 1919 pfizer dropping a new lyme vaccine right as farmers find boxes of ticks in pastures yeah totally organic coincidence grids falling apart labeled national security risk by jp morgan world uncertainty index smashing records over 106k higher than covid 9 11 iraq war and gfc put together energy feeding straight into fertilizer diesel costs then food goods inflation then more pressure on everything stagflation on easy mode plants out here blooming early yelling spring is here everything else yelling winter is coming faggot whos left holding the bag when the music finally stops not me im already ngmi multifamily households just hit all-time record everyone stacked like sardines in apartments because solo living is a richfag meme now zoomers out here choosing pet rocks and therapy dogs over kids or mortgages consumer debt maxed out while savings rate still in the toilet credit card delinquencies creeping up like they smell blood in the water yield curve uninverting in the most retarded way possible classic recession signal but markets still pretending its different this time farmers straight up giving up on wheat like its 1930s dust bowl cosplay corn and soy not looking much better with fertilizer costs doing the needful bread prices about to make wonder bread a luxury good its a beautiful circle of hell

Netanyahu: "My people, the Jewish people, emerged from the depths of hell" Honest take from Bibi? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

you’re telling me this doesn’t look fake

IRREFUTABLE PROOF we went to the moon

I'm not really feeling too good about the future

@hoeflatoor @DegenPing Well said sir

There is nothing more despicable than a Chinese man who has lost faith in his own race and civilisational history. The abandonment of Chinese medicine (note, not traditional, just Chinese ancient/classical wisdom) is why we have become a joke of a race to any reasonable, highly intelligent hominid. Our women parade themselves in silicon and pale, ghastly skin tones believing themselves the goddesses of the celestial realms when they look like cheap hookers mixed with naked mole rats and soulless dark eyes that have a singular emotion - money grabbing. But our westernised counterparts that lose their spiritual connection to the Ancient Han Consciousness are the biggest jokes. TCM doesn’t work because 65% of the goddamn medical system got removed by the CCP, you nitwit. It would be like me saying western surgery doesn’t work because doctors only have a pair of scissors to perform an ACL reconstruction with. Not that you would know this information considering you larp as an intellectual yet spout the most mundane, mid takes I’ve seen in a while. What do you know of pathology and the body? Of the wisdom of the sages that understood the means to achieve a long life and/or immortality? You, oh atheistic Chinese man, worshipping the demonic entities of the printing press determine the knowledge of our collective blood and spirit to be but falsehoods and lies. What a frangible and opine existence. The “TCM” doesn’t work because the medicine taught is incomplete - pulse reading is a lost art. 99% of doctors have zero qi development. Yes, qi does exist you numbnut, and it works when your doctor has cultivated it and knows how to use it. I don’t blame you for your lack of belief though, I blame your parents - likely a peasantry bloodline of Toisan or Cantonese, deemed by the winds of their fate to spiritually cuckold their son in the West in such feeble matters. Do you know of how the energy of the body works through meridian channels? The framework of fascia that conducts bioelectricity through bones, sinews, tissues and muscle? Of how fluids form and descend in the body like the great creation myth of Pangu splitting Heaven and Earth? To have no faith in the work of your ancestors, or to even have the curiosity to ask why the medicine was invented and what it was at its peak shows your prostration to the wrong gods. In this lifetime you are a VC with bad takes, in countless previous ones you were either a merchant or eunuch that never one held the Mandate of Heaven. I hazard that reading your pulse and feeling the collective weakness of your feeble bloodline would confirm this immediately. I will not though, to preserve your mental health. Good day!

There’s no rush. The puerh is aging. So are you. Both get better with time.

Astronot has 3 legs 🦵 🤣

Count how much time a day you spend on your phone and imagine if you spend that time looking inside ¨But i don´t have time to meditate¨ Priorities...priorities Or you waste your time, or you do not This is what an average family-holiday, day in the park, beach day, or average day looks like now for a human being 👇

they're fooling you - and laughing about it.

@MaziDC @arash_tehran How are u accessing internet

@arash_tehran Iranian in Iran here. i just wanna drink my aragh Have some kabob and not to worry about all the stuff

According to Professor Nasr, Iranians either “want to be white” and thus support America or they want to die fighting America. But most Iranians are neither of those extremes. They want a decent life like everybody else.

You’re shown carefully selected images, same clouds, same angle, supposedly 12 hours apart, and no one stops to think. A skydiver can film everything in high quality, but somehow a multi-billion dollar mission gives you blurry, choppy footage, and people just accept it. They show you fragments, they distract you when it matters, and as long as no one questions it, the illusion holds realityrevolt.com

🚨 BREAKING: Iran's foreign minister just said the quiet part out loud.. "remember the western outrage about hostilities near Zaporizhzhia Nuclear Power Plant in Ukraine? Israel-U.S. have bombed our Bushehr plant four times now. radioactive fallout will end life in GCC capitals, not Tehran." the world nearly had a collective breakdown in 2022.. because russia was fighting near Ukraine's Zaporizhzhia nuclear plant.. the UN called emergency sessions.. the IAEA rushed inspectors.. western leaders warned of catastrophic nuclear risk.. the outrage was global and it was loud.. Israel and the US have now bombed the Bushehr nuclear plant four times.. the IAEA confirmed one person killed by projectile fragments.. and the leaders who couldn't stop talking about Zaporizhzhia haven't said a word.. but here's the geography nobody's explaining.. Bushehr sits on the coast of the Persian Gulf.. Tehran is hundreds of miles inland.. if that plant is hit badly enough.. the radioactive fallout doesn't blow toward iran.. it blows across the Gulf.. toward Riyadh.. Dubai.. Doha.. Abu Dhabi.. the capitals of every Arab state that has stayed quiet while this war escalated.. they traded their silence for normalisation.. they didn't know they were also trading for downwind.. araghchi isn't threatening the west.. he's talking directly to the Arab world.. "your silence has a price.. and it's being denominated in rads." the rules only apply when it's someone else's nuclear plant.