Shannon Sanders

At least for now.

@emilykmay ❤️❤️

thinking about how i had been so disconnected from myself the last few years that whenever my parents would ask me if i wanted anything for christmas, i would just blankly stare at them. my mom asked me for a christmas list yesterday and i was like oh, i want things again.

@1followernodad Before seeing this I would have considered “delve” proof that a piece WAS written by a college student

this sucks for real life delve-heads

@emilykmay Tried to find you but search is down

alright yall im trying

Wicked has gone from being something I liked and that meant something to me to something I absolutely never want to hear or thibk about ever again for all my days

Being a parent w/little kids in school and watching these supervillain cabinet picks roll is horrific. I’m nauseous and preemptively exhausted at how much research I’m going to have to do to stay ahead of what’s coming

@JayElHarris Lol thanks, it’s just weird for her to rewrite history using the paranoia of today. I loved sleepaway camp and definitely plan to send my kids when they’re ready!!

@JayElHarris I did a book event this week where I talked about reading a naughty book while at sleepaway camp (a formative experience that made me a writer) and my mom (who sent me to that camp!) freaked out bc in 2024 retrospect she now feels neglectful

@vitcavage Not harsh enough

Is this email response too harsh? My personal (and day job) email was sent this "pitch" for Debutiful.

@NewWestSarah Def but I also see certain notable mommy accounts on here posting smug, sarcastic things like “Ooh feel sorry for me, I get to sleep in, snuggle my babies, and rest when I need instead of going to an office!!” I don’t think anybody chooses a deficit of rest

As someone who grew up in a community where 2-income households were the norm, I’ll never not be confused by these engagement-bait questions, like do groceries not cost money on the other side of the tracks? Do women all just visit the husband store on their 18th birthdays?

@clhubes I WISH their existence had any bearing on my choices

@clhubes I work a 9-to-5 even though rich people exist because their existence just isn’t relevant to my life over here!!

Also why would a man choose a 9-to-5 when this exists?? I mean

Why would any woman ever choose to do anything other than live in fantastical luxury

@cdonosowriter Oh yeah it’s ridiculous for all the reasons, but even if we read it as “Why would anyone choose to work for a living when she could be a SAHM with a lovely family and home,” it’s still ridiculous because those options are not available to all!!!!

@ShandersWrites Also, this is a glaringly obvious false binary. You can work 9 to 5 and the frolic in the fields on Saturday, no? And does this fantasy not require the husband to be at HIS 9 to 5 instead of frolicking? Just what?? It's so ridiculous

@deestiv What’s the code please

I may have cracked the code for crossposting that may get me moving on 🔵☁️ while remaining committed to self immolation on the bird app….

@avygal I’m convinced we will not ever see her again

Wait—did Melania just not show up to the meeting at the WH today…? I mean, standard for her but lol wow she really hates the whole First Lady thing huh

@sewistwrites Thanks for explaining this—I guess I’m out tomorrow too

Can somebody summarize or link me to the info about whatever is happening here on 11/15?