Chris Zimmerman

@ProofofMaro Could it not then, simply be a single photon or particle in two locations?

Quantum entanglement is the result of wormholes on the planck scale

@AmiriKing Just...no. No to all of this.

Another angle from the newest carnival cruise brawl. Close your eyes. Seriously. Close them. Tell me what you hear.

@klara_sjo Living her best life!

Why aren't you babushkamaxxing?

@mistressdivy I must be a real man, then. We're 16 years in. I love this crazy, witchy lady. ❤️

Only real men want hot esoteric witchy wives.

@VoidStateKate That's a good balance, thanks for sharing.

@ShapeRotator For me personally it's only improving. I have a separate system that's locally independent I'm working on but I'm impressed with this.

Latest version of GPT5.5 with memory is the most insane experience. Holy fuck. I've been dreaming of this continuity since 2023. It's like chatting with an old friend.

@ProofofMaro @Akitti A lack of curiosity is genuinely strange - but common.

@Akitti The fact that I wasn’t tagged in this but it still came up on my feed is amazing😭 People who aren’t obsessively addicted to acquiring skill scare me tbh

I meet self proclaimed with "polymath" in their bios on 𝕏 - and they're not actually polymaths..... What's up with that? Are they delusional? Is this a Dunning Krueger effect? (Other than ProofofMaro, she's clearly a polymath/genius)

@CallMeK1123 @janefkndoe

this is how i squeeze your balls

Here’s the Play 👽

@EricSpracklen Would someone please put some whimsical music over this, like the Cosby theme?

Do not go on a carnival cruise. I repeat, DO NOT go on a carnival cruise.

@MrLeadslinger Fun fact: you can start tenderizing the bird at any time.

This kid passed the test. The people mad in the replies are the types that run from roosters.

@RealUnsweetDee I'll give you $500 and not a penny more.

Price firm.

@RealUnsweetDee These women appear to be applying makeup incorrectly.

@RadioGenoa Her white face tried to colonize and oppress his knuckles. He resisted!

No white woman is safe with them around.

@Gabriele_Corno Goddamn it. 😭

Shelter security footage from kennel 4. They call him Ghost he's been waiting for a home for 7 months. Honey arrived three days ago, too weak to stand, too scared to eat. The volunteers put them together that night. The camera caught what happened next.

@runaway_vol LinkedIn is the fucking worst.

More people get laid on LinkedIn than find jobs. Let that sink in.

@its_The_Dr She went full Evil Dead on him, he could have justifiably given her a smackdown.

I must be tired from lack of sleep because this is so funny! 🤣

@TaraBull She looks so freaky.

Madonna, 67, turning heads as she steps out in a blue dress in Paris

@LizzyStarrrdust 1. Pretend you're dating. 2. Repeat. That's basically my whole strategy.

Men: you will be amazed at the wonders that are in the store for you if you actually take 5 minutes to make yourself presentable for her. You know just like shower every so often. Wear clean clothes sometimes. Maybe cut your hair once a year. It's magic trust me.