Kelechukwu
583 posts

Kelechukwu
@Shuga_wizzy
God first, Christian ✝️, Music lover, Liverpool YNWA 💯
Lagos, Nigeria Inscrit le Ocak 2018
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@PoojaMedia Even ur osimhen talk say e pray to avoid Liverpool, so what’s all this narrative about🥱🥱🥱🥱
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@Wizarab10 All I know is that we are going to the final💯 and the remaining team should start shaving 🪒 ✌️
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we didn’t target prime messi in a barcelona jersey at anfield, it’s turkish league maruwa we will now target?
POOJA!!!@PoojaMedia
Liverpool are targeting Osimhen to injure him. That's not football.
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@Adikastakes This lots try to disrespect my club, the most successful club in England for that matter 😂😂😂
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Yes!!! Na me. I won’t let you people push false narratives of my club
POOJA!!!@PoojaMedia
Slot assistant coach
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Konate was looking at the ball here and you are saying he’s targeting Osimhen hands with his knees🤣🤣🤣???
POOJA!!!@PoojaMedia
The moment Kanoute's knee broke Osimhen's hand. He was targeted. 😭
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@PoojaMedia The amount of dick riding here is crazy… at least remain small for him wife 🥱🥱
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@Dammie_lfc So for e mind we need injure player to take win match? no be their fault sha na slot cause all dis nonsense
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@Adikastakes Aswear if to say na wen we get klopp shey all dis nonsense narrative for dey fly around
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@Adikastakes Na that avatar the last Ankara bender start dis whole agender, Liverpool players targeted osimhen.
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@PoojaMedia Liverpool should be worried, Galatasaray wan start you? 😭
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Pooja in Turkey 🇹🇷 for the Galatasaray vs. Liverpool.
Liverpool fans should be worried. #PoojaInTurkey #ChampionsLeague

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Omo to fine gan
Tell your Dibia I want to take you to Dubai to Chudai 😊
Vickyybae@taiye___
Face card Mondays 🤎
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How my wedding introduction turned into a family reunion… while Liverpool ruin my day.
Throwback Thursday.
A few years ago, during my introduction, you know the formal “families meet and size each other up” event at the bride’s house.
Before this, my dad had already done the traditional Ìjù èsè, so this was supposed to be the official meet-and-greet.
We arrived, me, my parents, two siblings, a few relatives. Quiet compound. No neighbors. Just her family.
As we stepped in, my mum suddenly stopped.
“Wait… I know this woman,” she whispered.
I ignored her. Mothers can be dramatic.
As we got closer, my mum called out her mum’s name.
Her mum gasped and shouted my mum’s name back.
My mum: “What are you doing here?”
Her mum: “This is my house!”
My mum: “Wait… YOUR house?”
Her mum: “Yes! And what are YOU doing here?”
They both froze.
Then burst out laughing and hugged like long-lost sisters.
We entered the living room.
Her dad walked in, saw my dad and said,
“Sir, what are you doing in my house?”
My dad replied,
“What are YOU doing here?”
Him: “This is my house!”
Turns out, when our parents were younger, they lived on the same street. Just a few houses apart.
At that point, the introduction ended.
It became a full-blown 80s reunion.
Old stories. Loud laughter. Both families talking over each other.
Nobody cared about protocol anymore.
After hours of reminiscing, her dad finally looked at his daughter and asked:
“Do you want to proceed with him?”
She nodded in affirmation.
Meanwhile, while everyone was laughing and happy, Liverpool was dealing with my mental health, leading Arsenal 1 - 4 😭.
I was sitting there watching Liverpool score like the universe was mocking me. The match ended 3 - 4, and that was the day I declared Liverpool my enemy.
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English: don’t let me open it
Ibadan: EMERGENCY😭
English: we could have started building house
Ibadan: HERBERT MACAULAY😂
english: he’s shoting the arrow
Ibadan: INTERVAL😭
english: i will grind it
Ibadan: in law😂
english: you went to urinate
ibadan: ELEVATOR😭
english: did you know him
ibadan: summary😂
english: i should have called him
ibadan: MBAPPE😭
english: hope you’re making sales?
ibadan: CENTER 😂
english: tina is a witch
ibadan: ARGENTINA😭
english: toyin wants to die
ibadan: TOWING VEHICLE 😂
english: they are selling oranges
ibadan: ONE THOUSAND 😭
english: i will tell
Ibadan: INCISOR😂
english: it is glitching
ibadan: ENGLISH 😭
english: we are eating okro
ibadan: ANGELA😂
english: it’s bayo that stole it
ibadan: BIOLOGY 😭
english:you’ll be disgraced
ibadan: O CHELSEA😂
english: tiny insulted her
ibadan: TINUBU😭
english: i will iron it
ibadan: in law😂
english: i went to farm
ibadan: MOROCCO😭
english: let me go and open it
ibadan: JEALOUSY 😂
english: i will fly
ibadan: INFO😭
english: come out
ibadan: BUTTER😂
english: we are selling pepper
ibadan: ATLANTA 😭
english: hope you’re not mad?
ibadan: SORCERY 😂
english: it is water
ibadan: OCEAN😭
english: it is soft
ibadan: HORROR😂
english: do you want some salt?
ibadan: SURVEYOR😭
english: i sell cap
ibadan: INTERVILLA😂
english: i’m covering it
ibadan: MONDAY😭
english: i dont know him
ibadan: IN MARRY😂
english: moimoi
ibadan: meme😭
english: we are singing
ibadan: ANCHORING 😂
english: i don’t want to rinse it
ibadan: INFECTION 😭
english: they are still pushing it
ibadan: WASHINGTON 😂
english: you will be embarrassed
ibadan: AIR TEL😭
english: you will cry
ibadan: OKAY😂
english: did you see it
ibadan: SORRY😭
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@shezzzz_weird I like as you say na “ HAZ ” you wan shake now can we skip to the part where you shake your YANSH 😂😂
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@daniel_mainn Na same tin just put am on a higher ground and also add those robo robo 🤣🤣🤣
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