Sistine Chimney

@sistinechimney so your thinking semi-retirement ? Maybe a decade off write your memoirs, take up aerial photography ?

Well, I've done the heavy lifting! "@PaulaJo428 @SistineChimney There is another Sistine Chimney on here coming up with stupid crap now1'

Nope - Disney is a No Smoking location - I'm gonna stay put. "@blr333 @SistineChimney Are you headed to DisneyWorld now for some vacation?"

CARDINAL BERGOGLIO, COME ON DOWN!! You are the next Pope on 'The Church Is Right' !! #Conclave #NewPope

Taking a bit longer than usual to dress the #NewPope .. seems the angels want to wear his red shoes. #Conclave

Don't look at me!!! "@BuzzFeedNews CBS News: Of the 115 Cardinals involved in the #conclave, 17 have Twitter accounts."

Don't forget Blanche! "Among most frequently used Pope names: Benedict, John, Pius, Leo, Gregory, Innocent & Clement bit.ly/14XuFhd

Leave the money on the dresser... "@PennyappleMrs @SistineChimney that's it? You just blow smoke and go?"

In case you missed it: white smoke pours from Sistine Chapel; new pope elected (GIF) nbcnews.to/ZLcPhK

Ha! Ratzy asked the Cardinals if he could take the balcony just for giggles. He slays me. #Conclave #Vatican

I like the way you think @juanlozano70 @SistineSeagull

It's ok - with this 15 min of fame I'm bound to get a contributor slot over at #FoxNews "@SistineChimney sorry your job didnt last longer"

As the smoke begins to fade - I want to thank the little people that made it all possible. Wait - they're all little from this perspective.

NEVER! I might run for office now! #Conclave #Fame @juanlozano70 @SistineSeagull

for those wondering - those cables holding me up are 'cause I got a severe case of Vertigo .. can't wait to get down

The cardinals just asked the new pope "With what name do you want to be called?" -- his response? "Pope Alopa" .. funny guy!! #Conclave

um ...guys? how long do i have to do this? ... guys? Hello?

It's not over until I smoke ... oh wait. OH NO!! IT'S OVER!!

I'll save that answer for another time - Ha! "@SistineChimney How does it feel to have white stuff gushing inside of you?"

This reminds me of the time I spent one summer at Studio 54 years ago ... now THAT was some white smoke... #Conclave #PopeWatch