Slaking

twitter more like shitter, this shit is makin me sleepy brb

@Mantine I noticed. pffft fuck that shit, the little man had it comin. best learn who makes the rules am i right

@Mantine then again my son smokes himself silly, and do i give a shit? i guess what im trying to say here is, fuck it who cares, y'know?

@Mantine try smokin weed with the little fella, that always worked for me. oh wait you live underwater, haha owned

the laziest pokemon since 2002. suck on that, snorlax

just woke up to find aipoms all up in my shit. so i fuckin ate them. god damn monkey fucks

@Primeape so we're like cousins or some shit right? what the fuck up

@Mismagius i like your style

i've been lying down for so long. i'm fairly certain my legs no longer work

loafing around, you bitches enjoy yourselves

@Jynx_ yeah i bet you would you filfthy purple hussie. i've heard what you've been up to

@Aipom sry little fella won't happen again. i get cranky after my naps. we cool?

@Aipom that hat is stylin as fuck. and that's cool, the guy who owned it was probably a douche anyway

@Relicanth pffft she'd join in. me ma cursed like a sailor. and who are you to lecture me anyway you old bag of fishbones

god damn my stomach just doesn't stop itching. anybody got some ointment for this shit

@Relicanth you bet it does. but nah i kid, you're alright you old relic you

holy shit did i just sleep for three days what the fuck

@trainerbrendan being a deadbeat IS my job.

i literally just used my pokemon gimmick account to get a free EP yeah thats right

Get the free Princess Dinosaur - A Goldfish and His Friends EP now here: http://bit.ly/9G23LN @princess_dino @nicnewsham @lostmonstersfm