Rob Kardashian Impersonator

damn, i think i am really gonna go skate alone rn

fucking clanker

Tottenham Hotspur, get ready to learn Chinese

just put my dog down, fucking hate this life i swear

Choose your Liam

@thewarreport23 From what I see in football discourse is that Enzo is basically a goner, rumor is he could head off to PSG or Madrid. We just need a legit head coach that knows what he’s doing. We should’ve never sacked Tuchel tbh.

@SlumpedMan i dont know if its ever been as bad as this. we'll lose ezno, palmer, and others in the summer unless something changes

goddamn Chelsea sucks

Robert Sanchez, get ready to learn Chinese

i’m coming into your houses to remove a load bearing wall

Gun pointed at your head, name a wood.

pickford makes amazing saves but plays for dookie everton

the dink by beto though was a beauty

dirty martini means there’s poop in it

i’m skipping skating at the old man session because my wrist is still fucked

That time José Mourinho pulled off better reactions than Drew McIntyre in the UFC 😂

smoking the most cigarettes that have ever been smoked

"you gotta play with the cards you're dealt" WRONG. i play pot of greed which lets me draw two additional cards from my deck

If i am not schizophrenic by 40 i have failed as a thinker

Are you allowed to impeach a president for gross incompetence?