Steph

We're back after 4 years with Hot Honey Jaffa cakes?! 8/10 I hate hot honey on literally everything else but this i can fuck with

Cherry jaffa cakes: 1/10, taste like medicine. Absolutely would not recommend unless you really love fake cherry flavour.

Orange & cranberry jaffa cakes: 10/10 just ate the whole pack. Pineapple jaffa cakes: would give it a miss tbh. Good idea poor execution. You're welcome for the insight.

Meowzart

Fuck Israel #Eurovision #Eurovision2025

no story will go unreplied to tonight

now I understand her:

not only is it not Friday, it's not even Thursday

Baby elephant learning to use her trunk

Me but beige food

I think i could unironically wear tf out of the cowboy boot crocs

@Ije_Chuks Thank youuu! It might be my fave

Yesterday I made this bag at a work event and today I got promoted lol

@Blondechic_15 Thankuuuu 🥰 i manifested it obvs

@Connorfied Omg so #barbiecore can i drop by

PINK TARDIS AT MY WORK

Happy Friday Pals

I'm literally in Mexico rn and taking active time away from my trip to follow the titanic submarine drama. Eating it up !!!!! Tell me more!!!!

@ZadroznyKatie We've all been there

To the lady that just watched me pour a whole bag of reeces pieces into my mouth after a long shift... imma need you to mind ya buisness 🤣

Eating my lunch away from my desk to get a break from my big screen cos my eyes hurt, just to sit and look at my little screen for an hour instead is very chronically online of me

@ZadroznyKatie @thomasheadon SORRY NOT SORRY hahaha

@thomasheadon @StephHowlin I'm mega happy for you but so jel 😂

i don’t care if you saw taylor swift turn up at the 1975 concert that should have been me seeing her and not you

@awhowlin Tweeted that with a stomach ache 😂

@StephHowlin 🤣

Why is there so many dairy alternatives for coffee but none for milkshakes :(