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My niece calls me Ankle. I call her my knees.

University will make you a bread addict😭

@osemagnum Not to be tried at home. 😂

this is fantastic. skills everywhere.

My coursemate. He graduated with a first-class degree. We were about to finish our service year when tragedy struck. His uncle in the US had secured admission for him to pursue his master’s degree. On his way to Abuja to complete some documentation, he got into an acc1dent and d!ed on the spot. He was the only child of his parents. When his father received the news, he slûmped and d!ed immediately. Just weeks before their burial, his mother took her own life too (po!son). In the end, all three of them were bur!ed on the same day. The day of their bur1al, vanity stopped being a scripture. It became a story I witnessed.

@Miss_Oluremi Tell her not to stop.

Whenever my Lil sis makes a mistake, she punishes herself for it. She was eating from a plastic bowl, and I asked why she didn't use a plate instead. She said: I broke a plate last week, and I'm punishing myself for it. Very weird.

@Yoga_Queen01 Please, not “presence check.” 😂

If you live alone and something suddenly falls in your house when everywhere is quiet, don’t be quick to dismiss it as an accident. It was a presence check! When a spirit enters your home, it doesn’t reveal itself immediately. It drops objects to measure your reaction and gauge your fear. So, try to stay calm. Don’t rush to check where the sound came from. And most importantly, DO NOT pick up whatever object that fell, until the next day around the same time it happened else, otherwise you might regret it for life.

This practice is absolutely magnificent on every level

Giving him a hair massage and a foot rub with the nails he paid for.>>>

i think we all need a new crying emoji this ‘😭😭😭😭😭’ is no longer serious

Do you prefer the light turned on or turned off?

This woman on TikTok said: Y’all my kids’ father cheated on me with my best friend, fell in love with her, and actually left me for her. Fast forward to now, they got into it and she ended up calling the police on him, which led to him getting arrested. He called me crying, apologizing, and I could hear the hurt in his voice. He needed $1,000 to bond out and didn’t have it, and the same best friend he chose over me wasn’t willing to help him.

@maxvayshia Jesus jesus. 😂

If this kind of lady gives you her number, you don’t save it. You INSTALL it.

I don’t hand my phone to people easily cos people lack manners. Show them a pic or video in your gallery and they would start swiping left and right. Are you crazy?

Just remembered a night in school in my final year There was a rat in my room and my friend was around, the rat ran inside the kitchen and he followed it and locked himself inside the small kitchen with the rat so he could kill it… We have the same number of balls but me I no fit near rat💔💔💔

I am craving catfish pepper soup made by a man .

Party Theme: Drip but make it joggers.😍😌🥳

Take two🤭

@ugo_nna98 Do we still have this???

Take me back to when Burger peanuts used to be 50 Naira