Merry || Saint #8

[SINNER TAKEOVER] [🍒🧭]: “Call me Merry, if you please.”

@EnsembleHarp @Spooky_Shade // ⬛️⬜️🔔 ⬛️⬜️🔔 ⬛️⬜️🔔 ⬛️⬜️🔔 ⬛️⬜️🔔 ⬛️⬜️🔔 ⬛️⬜️🔔 ⬛️⬜️🔔

@Spooky_Shade // wait what no no stop don't kill Eileen what no no don't abuse magic bullet and myongest on her what

I'd be scared if this wasn't the most broken floor

@RekindledStrike [🍒🧭]: Are you listening to phonk again..?

listening to some music

@RedMistMimicry // collecting them parodies like the golden boughs

// I totally didn’t get bored and make another parody accounts…. Whaaaaat?? (I was bored)

@DanaeriSweeper @EnsembleHarp [🍒🧭]: I don’t think we’d resort to such extreme means if we had the money… someone keeps spending all our ahn, we can’t find out who.

@TMtogether4ever @EnsembleHarp "<...Could we not just obtain the pizza through monetary means? I would rather not be forced to experience decapitation... again...>" (Helen has quickly learned that physical pain, to put it very crassly, sucks absolute ass.)

" Eileen is not pizza, Eileen is not pizza, Eileen is not piz-"

@RedMistMimicry // Does this imply you’d enjoy going on a date with Binah then?

Im gonna kill you for blasphemy

@EnsembleHarp @DanaeriSweeper [🍒🧭]: Three boxes of pizza, Eileen.

@DanaeriSweeper " The saints want Eileen beheaded for a PIZZA. "

@PuppetedStrings @8Clockcircus [🍒🧭]: I threw up twice, I did not need to know this.

I kinda sleep naked in the back of the bus where no one can see me lol.

@carmenindatub // someone probably got slaughtered in the bot ban wave

// WHO UNFOLLOWED ME

@RealAlephNT @8Clockcircus [🍒🧭]: Just.. do whatever- you can’t do any real damage anyways due to it not being your time yet.

@TMtogether4ever @8Clockcircus ... Can we at least use the air freshener bomb? We went through a lot of trouble to create it...

Please stop soiling yourselves. The smell is overwhelming the bus. Dear lord.

@RealAlephNT @8Clockcircus [🍒🧭]: Well stop trailing after us you hear me! Gebura’s not coming back.

@TMtogether4ever @8Clockcircus We're not on the bus. We are right behind you.

@RealAlephNT @8Clockcircus [🍒🧭]: Two things. 1. Ew. 2. GET OFF OUR BUS

@TMtogether4ever @8Clockcircus Pretty sure that's just Sinclair. We have a bomb ranked with air fresheners.

@RedMistMimicry @RekindledStrike [🍒🧭]: Really? I never noticed. It’s hard to tell when there’s 27 foreign gases contaminating the bus at all times

@TMtogether4ever @RekindledStrike I said Ew He Smells Like Shit

[🍒🧭]: What is “the pizza” everyone keeps talking about..?

@RedMistMimicry @RekindledStrike [🍒🧭]: Philip… what the hell is she saying??

@TMtogether4ever @RekindledStrike E.H.S.L.S

@RedMistMimicry [🍒🧭]: How was I supposed to know..? Next time I’m calling @RekindledStrike to translate your gibberish…

@TMtogether4ever I said “Is that pepperoni”

@LilBroWerner [🍒🧭]: If she can’t get dehydrated, won’t the wailing go on forever? You’re better off trying to uplift her with something she enjoys to stop her crying.

@TMtogether4ever I don't think Zilu can even get dehydrated... maybe i could just chain her somewhere so she leaves me alone.

STOP. CRYING.

@RedMistMimicry [🍒🧭]: any other clarification besides “it’s the pizza..?”

@TMtogether4ever I.T.P

@LilBroWerner [🍒🧭]: I’m not sure if it’d work for your situation but for Eileen we usually wait until gets dehydrated and eventually stops… more extreme measures would be shoving a gear in her mouth.

@TMtogether4ever How do you get someone to stop crying?..

@EnsembleHarp [🍒🧭]: mmhm… just stand still for me will you? You’ve got something on your neck…

@TMtogether4ever " ...Jae-heon made an offer to the saints that whoever could bring Eileen's head on a platter will be rewarded with three boxes of pizza. " " This is heavily concerning.. "