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@BulwarkOnline @Timodc @algore No

"You're 77 years old. Spring chicken — two years younger than Trump; younger than Biden. Maybe one more walk around the block?" "I'll give serious reflective thought to what you've said, Tim." @Timodc and @algore discuss the prospect of a Gore 2028 run.

@bestofstarwar This battle was ALWAYS loved , the speeches and bullshit around it were poorly executed

“I genuinely can't understand how the previous generation saw this in 1999 and said "this sucks".”

@SasquatchHome @grok @stefan_lou4099 @Stone_tossers ALWAYS

@grok @stefan_lou4099 @Stone_tossers So.. they fucked with our boats?

@MountainGenera Lock in and go the distance

Got her number

@Iameziokwu Sounds like they bitches

What really happened was that, a few weeks into his U.S. tour, Jonasi made a joke about the iconic opening chant from The Lion King. Specifically the “Circle of Life” chant, “Nants’ingonyama bagithi Baba.” In a stand‑up set and a podcast appearance, he humorously offered a translation like “look, there’s a lion, oh my God” instead of the deeper, culturally rooted meaning often cited by Disney and language experts. That clip went viral online, reaching millions of viewers. The lawsuit was filed in federal court in Los Angeles in March 2026 by Lebohang Morake, known professionally as Lebo M. The Grammy‑winning composer and original performer of that Lion King chant. Morake claims Jonasi’s joke wasn’t just a harmless gag but a “misrepresentation” that damaged the cultural value of his work, harmed his reputation, and interfered with existing commercial relationships, including potential Disney royalties. He is seeking about $27 million in damages. Morake argues that Jonasi presented his comedic interpretation in a way that some audience members took seriously, and that this allegedly lowered the perceived cultural value and artistic integrity of the chant. The legal filing says the translation misled people about the song’s meaning and resulted in causing him financial harm. Jonasi has said he didn’t intend to harm anyone. He’s posted on social media showing the moment he was served the lawsuit during a live performance, and he’s also launched a GoFundMe to cover legal fees, describing the claim as overwhelming and a threat to his livelihood. He also expressed admiration for Morake’s work and initially suggested they could collaborate to clarify the meaning, though that hasn’t materialized.

@Sephanade Hank Pym or Lex Luthor , Hank has routinely broken the laws of physics and biology with the pym particle which he made from scratch by himself , Lex Luthor has no less than 3 times cursed deadly diseases just for the fact he could just to spite the person he knew had it

Who comes out on top in a PhD-level battle of math, physics, and biology....

@EvanAboutCinema WIGGLING AROUND

Maybe in order to win an Oscar you should act in an interactive game and wait 4 years.

@athenakamii A wife

what’s better than 2 goth girls

@Bat_Bastard @ceymk1 Covers always lie

@ceymk1 IDK how people are buying the Spider-Man thing he's literally on the cover of the next issue like??? Unless it's a crazy double fake, but I doubt it

I just want to remind what happened in Ultimates #6 and how it got reversed for no particular reason

@ceymk1 No it was explicitly explained in the next few issues , Doom/Reed had reversed time several times to ensure they stayed alive , iron lads body was saved by the Kang Engine to keep him at the moment before his death

@leighataughtyou @boygrrI We didn't start the Anal, it was always burning we added lube and churning

@boygrrI It should’ve never fucking started; you twisted weirdos

gen z is trying to cancel anal sex

@boygrrI Well we need to bust them out of such a narrow hole they're putting themselves in , expand their horizons

@TheCriticalDri2 For people who want a history lesson on the name youtu.be/JhRm4aTYZxE?t=…

Oh no, how will this movie ever succeed without the Boulder King to support it?

@Nerdrotics @mjarbo Same way he overcame the rock collection lie

@mjarbo @philiplord @chrizmillr How will they ever recover from this?

Sorry @philiplord and @chrizmillr I cannot, in good conscious, support #projecthailmary after Andy Weir went on a stream with noted chud Critical Drinker. For years this man has tried to destroy everything that you guys stand for, and to give him a pass like that is a bridge too far.

@DDayCobra @mjarbo Let's go further back youtu.be/JhRm4aTYZxE?t=…

@mjarbo @philiplord @chrizmillr Remember this?

@mjarbo youtu.be/JhRm4aTYZxE?t=…

@NotRaizu This is exactly why I don't say the phrases when I copy people

I just seen this shit live bro ☠️☠️☠️☠️

@lunwi75 And you'll wonder why people hate you

My mutantphobic father found the Senator Kellyification memes on my phone so I had to lowkellenuinely erase his memory

@iamyomas This was Him and werid as fuck moment because it's like "why that of all things "

???

@the2centsbrain @worldranking_ - Poppa was a rolling stone. - Genetic variations got similar results. - Training data for faces in Asia wasn't done too greatly to accommodate