dead robot

@Bondcliff2008 As they transition the river Styx, I’m getting Likes notifications for each post you liked of mine

@duketrooper117 I pooped in the box.

Star Wars friends are best friends! Huge shout out and thank you to @TedHealey who hooked me up with a Black Series Fives! 🥰 Quite an incredible kindness. Now to add him to the shelf!

@SharkBoyToronto Chipotle for lunch.

I think there is an unofficial contest in my office to see who goes to the loo more often. I swear two people have gone 17 times each so far today!!! Food poisoning or just screwing the oooch, it’s hard to decide.

@EdCookNJ @why_a_duck @woodyphi If you… you know… have any spare invites…

@RobboAndGent We stayed at The Yotel Times Squre, that was funky. Or the Even Hotel up on 44th street.

Great hotels to stay in when in NYC?

When you wear lilac and it’s 100% humidity outside at 5:45am and you go on your 5K walk to the office!!!

The one silver daddy vibing along…

@RobboAndGent Happy birthday!!

I’m (D) 49 and feeling’ fine?

@GothamNurse Congratulations old man. Do you remember when they called this place Twitter? Good times

Thank you for your service

@SharkBoyToronto You’re the best copilot! 🥰

@TedHealey Looks gorgeous 😍

My last vacation drone video is up. I loved the Kellogg House… youtu.be/SDFmrz27JMg

@Tarihc78 Why not get some ink?

2 day weekend starts now.

We’re just normal men

@Hardtimes20201 I remember laughing through the first. And not “with” it

@TedHealey The first one wasn't even good.

The Meg 2. Don’t. Not even streamed. Not even pirated. It wasn’t fun, it wasn’t engaging, it wasn’t worth the free ticket we used. Is there a stronger word for “insipid“?

We’re team Barbie.

I’m a Surly Adopter

@pepekorff Stop hacking my bathroom security cam!

Happy Friday! #weekend #Friday