Mark

@Jetson_Dad This dude is retarded. He can be the first one replaced.

Believe it or not… this is not good. Are you freaking kidding me???

@jampantsDad Healthy amount of jalapeños 👍🏼

Nachos

Midweek Win! #GoBlue

A well-deserved honor for Emily Sartz-Lunde ESL Named B1G Player of the Week: myumi.ch/rAybJ #GoBlue

Waking up to not one but TWO teacher of the year nomination emails 💙

Michigan secured two 6-2 safety commits in the past 24 hours. 🔥 - Darrell Mattison (@DMatt13_) - Maxwell Miles (@MaxwellJett2027) That duo intercepted 11 combined passes during their junior seasons. More here: on3.com/teams/michigan…

Dusty May on the Big Ten having six teams in the Sweet 16: "We've been cheering like crazy for the Big Ten, and everyone's done well. It's important for recruiting, for future whatever the case, television rights and packages, everything that goes with the enterprise of college basketball, how we do in the NCAA Tournament is incredibly important. Not to mention the revenue and the shares the league gets for advancing. The better all of us do, I think the more it benefits all of us in the long run, because when you're competing in the best conference, then it's attractive to recruits and future talent." on3.com/teams/michigan…

Michigan's Rod Moore details ACL recovery, feels 'the best' he has felt 📸 Photo: Isaiah Hole wolverineswire.usatoday.com/story/sports/c…

@amoots 🤣😂🤣😂

You’re not sad. You just need a nap and a little extra $100k. 🤣🤭🤭🥰

So 2 years ago the haters were like hahaha Michigan hired Dusty May, what a terrible hire. Now it’s please please Dusty May go somewhere anywhere but please leave Michigan. The joy of Dusty May will hit even harder when he stays in Ann Arbor

Missing Children Community: Janiyah Roy missing 16 year old girl from Dothan Alabama. Last seen March 19th in area of North Range St. Last seen wearing black shirt/writing on it,black pants,black slides. Black puff ponytail. Could be Dothan/Crimson Ridge. wdhn.com/news/local-new…

Missing Children Community: Kyra Williams missing 16 year old girl from Jackson County Georgia. Last seen March 21st at Jackson County High School. Last seen wearing white Mickey Mouse sweatshirt/gray jeans, pink crocs. accesswdun.com/news/jackson-c…

Missing Children Community: Tionna Smith missing 16 year old girl from Morehead Kentucky. Last seen March 18th. No clothing description given. wkyt.com/2026/03/24/pol…

Missing Children Community: Jaiden Torres missing 16 year old boy from Ruskin Florida. Last seen in area of Pleasure Run Drive. Last seen wearing blue shirt/red,green,black pajama pants, black socks & black slippers. wtsp.com/article/news/l…

@upfootball @luvthefive So on brand for - wait for it - little brother.

@luvthefive The battle in some of them pushing the Dusty is not respected to Dusty is going to North Carolina because he’s the biggest name out there. It’s a wild week for MSU slappies.

As a Michigan fan, I love this. Izzo can’t stand Dusty. MSU fans can’t get UM basketball or Dusty off their minds. They want to insinuate wrongdoing with no proof so they can play the victims (their calling card). Dusty must be pushing all the right buttons.

Chloe woke up at 6:45am and immediately felt proud of herself. She had, after all, not eaten a single animal product in four years. The planet was healing. She could feel it. 6:52am - Applied her morning SPF. The SPF contains beeswax. Chloe does not know this. Moving on. 7:10am - Breakfast: a smoothie containing avocado. The avocado was grown in Michoacán, Mexico, on land where a pine forest was until 2019. It required approximately 320 litres of water to produce. It was flown to the UK. Chloe sprinkled hemp seeds on top. The hemp seeds came from China. Chloe felt connected to the earth. 8:00am - Got dressed. Polyester leggings, derived from crude oil. A bamboo top that was processed using carbon disulphide in a Taiwanese chemical plant. Trainers with a recycled plastic upper that sheds microplastics into waterways with every wash. Chloe's outfit today had a higher carbon footprint than a ribeye steak. Chloe does not know this either. 9:30am - Posted on Instagram about choosing compassion. The phone was manufactured in a Shenzhen factory using cobalt from the DRC, where mining operations have displaced local communities and killed an unknowable number of small mammals, reptiles, and insects. The algorithm served Chloe an ad for oat milk. Chloe liked it. 12:00pm - Lunch: tofu stir-fry. The soy was grown in Brazil. Brazil produces more soy than almost any country on earth. The primary reason is soybean oil: one of the most widely used industrial and culinary oils on the planet. The soymeal left over after oil extraction is fed to livestock as a byproduct. Chloe is aware of the livestock connection and finds it outrageous. She has not looked into why the soy was grown in the first place. The answer is the oil. The oil is in her salad dressing. 1:30pm - Drove to the garden centre. The car runs on petrol. Chloe has a Just Stop Oil sticker on the bumper. This is not being commented on further. 3:00pm - Bought a monstera. The monstera was grown in a Dutch greenhouse using natural gas heating. Chloe put it next to the pothos that is slowly poisoning the neighbourhood cats. 6:00pm - Dinner: pasta with cashew cream sauce. The cashews were processed in Vietnam, often by workers in conditions that would prompt significant commentary if they were in an abattoir. 8:00pm - Watched a documentary about factory farming. Wept. Posted about it. Caption: "We have to do better." Chloe is, by every measure she has chosen to measure by, doing brilliantly. By some of the others, the picture is more complicated. Chloe has not chosen to measure by those.

Hold my Mop 😂 Anatoly

Arnold Was very Shocked 🤭😂😹💪💪💪🔥🔥🔥🥶🥶

@papatigermike Another season, another bad month of March. Team just can’t seem to get past it.

This game and the Florida game…. 2 games you just can’t lose.

Carnival games need to calm the hell down.