The Gnurb

You can't spread butterflies on toast, dragon flies can't breath fire, you can't ride a horsefly or live in a house fly, you can't make jam with a fruit fly and crane flies don't lift things. Not only are flies annoying, they're lying bastards who grossly misrepresent themselves.

@jennifahh22 Very.😉

Apparently #1984IsHere so I look like this again now.

@Salerose Thanks matey. There's Masha too. They're all fantastic.

@TheTagsidermist You have the most adorable dogs, Bear and Sparky❤️❤️

Bear loves his little mate Sparky so much he deliberately goes out of focus when he's near her so he seems fuzzier. *dumb dog doesn't realise she's blind.

@jbsmth65 Yep. No need to test for it, just listen.

The new mutated American covid strain is much the same as the original one, just a lot more fattening.

@govierbill @CaffeineAndHate Heheheheheh.

@CBitemedog She's a marvellous little critter.

@TheTagsidermist Gorgeous!

Looks like airforce one will be busy for a few days. #TrumpBanned

@Johnsense38 @Joannacaroll007 I don't think divinity has any place there.

@Joannacaroll007 Is that Divine?

New profile pic for Melania Twitter account. Wait a minute....😂😂

@imagidadnation Marvellous. 🤣

@BellDavidC Bloody hell. Growing fast. Such a beautiful creature.

#MyDadAskedMeToTellYou to beware of the giant gorilla chucking barrels at your friends.

@JennVoix ❤

@TheTagsidermist You're welcome! Thank you!

@JonOwen1 @timvicious Heheheheheh.

@TheTagsidermist @timvicious

@JennVoix Thank you very much Jenn and a healthy, happy and prosperous new year to you.

@TheTagsidermist Awwww! Happy New Year to you & your family!

@Johnsense38 🤣🤣🤣 Except she's better at it than me.

@TheTagsidermist She kinda looks like you.

@timvicious Out of an aerosol no doubt. 🤣

@TheTagsidermist It's also cheese filled apparently

#MyDadAskedMeToTellYou to find him on friends reunited.