Tim Hensley

I really don’t like that Facebook puts the care emoji right next to the laugh emoji. It feels like something The Upright Citizens Brigade would do to sow chaos.

Hypothetically speaking of course. If a crew lead comes up to me and says “I know MY guys are drunk BUT…” and then proceeds to allege that MY crew is the problem on the load out. That would be fucking ludicrous right? Or am I just being a sensitive asshole?

Sinners was fucking awesome! The definition of high concept art.

@DrewStubbmuffin I hate everyone

Hearing Melania speak at the UN Security Council meeting in the seat of the president made me feel like the people who were furious about Bad Bunny at the Super Bowl.

Tom Tillis ripping Kristi Noem several new ass holes was very satisfying. He even brought up the fuckin dog lol.

Sabrina Carpenter’s aunt is Bart Simpson

Becky and The Wrath of Becky on Netflix are fucking awesome revenge flicks. If you wanna see a young girl go hog fucking wild on some nazis I highly recommend. Chef’s kiss

I wanna open a taco stand that’s open from 8pm-5am. Probably lose my ass on it but those few months would be awesome for a couple of ya.

I heard Scam Bondi today and it made laugh. I really hope that catches on 😂

To all the people who were deeply upset that the couldn’t understand any of the words in the halftime show I totally feel your pain. I felt the EXACT same way when I saw Dave Mathews.

The other half time show being called Klanchella is the funniest thing I’ve heard all night.

They should all have to wear the same color uniforms. We’ll see who really knows their shit.

9/11 = Never forget Pearl Harbor = Never forget Slavery = Can’t we just move on

All I know is that I don’t know nuthin

TDS = Trump defender syndrome. Pass it on.

@DrewStubbmuffin I hate to agree

We were able to swoop in and arrest the president of a foreign country before one single person from the Epstein list. Those guys must be REALLY tough to find.

@DrewStubbmuffin Some high end bourbon