𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐮𝐦𝐛 𝐯𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐢𝐫𝐞 !
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𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐮𝐦𝐛 𝐯𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐢𝐫𝐞 !
@V4MPBYTEZ
"Man! Zombies suck dick at driving!"


ᅠ ᅠ ⠀⠀𝓯ighting is simply futile . ⠀⠀𝓹ledge your allegiance . ⠀⠀

Okay, I'll pack some grapes for you to snack on in my bag! And, sorry. Didn't mean to offend.

... so is that a yes or a no

I’m sexting with this girl and on my life she’s using ChatGPT

I'd be fine carrying you in my bag. I could feed you fruit, from time to time... You like Fruit, right?

i am crazy but what’s there to like.ᐣ


Right, right... Want to, feed on me, then join me for breakfast?

no.ᐣ

people need to stop liking me for my looks. like yes, i’m pretty, and alluring, but i am also out of my fucking mind.

you're a VAMPIRE . being the same person for eternity is your THING . im half MORTAL . im probably going outlast a number of generations but im still gonna CHANGE cause thats what time does !!

Guess that's a 'no' ... Does she wanna get some breakfast?

this dude @V4MPBYTEZ been asleep for so long i literally awakened my dhampir form

... Is @V4MPBYTEZ still asleep?

Return more often please, I miss you


