Phoenix 🐦‍🔥

Couldn’t help but notice everyone‘s got one of those fancy little inboxes now, guess I‘ll join in on the fun! Maybe drop some wisdom, or your best dad joke that I can use to make the kids roll their eyes at me ⬇️⬇️ acedefense.straw.page

@coffeesnmb1fan // Hell yeah 🥰🥰🥰

@_AceDefense // GODONARU ALWAYS WINS!!!!

// Godonaru always wins

@LauriceD67 // Hehe thank uu

@_AceDefense // UR OHOENIX IS SO CUTE AWWW AWWW AWWW

@AdelaideShield That‘s a pretty cool job!

Got hit by a car in the way to work 🙄 I‘m fine but my bike is another story… 😔

Work kicked my ass. Exhausted beyond belief

@Peak_Prosecutor It still hurts and gets expensive…

@_AceDefense You get hit every few weeks and turn out fine. It's part of routine for you by now.

@k_kristoph I didn’t steal it you gave it to me

1. [From: Phoenix Wright Message: You still owe me 15 bucks.] To: Wright Anything Agency Message: You never returned the microwave oven you stole from my kitchen wall after yours caught fire.

@Peak_Prosecutor A little empathy goes a long way 🥲

@_AceDefense Nothing new basically

Last client was very generous so Trucy and I are going for sushi tonight 🍣

@LauriceD67 I‘m careful! There‘s just a lot of terrible drivers out there 😔

@_AceDefense YAY !! 💖💖💖 Be more care full !

@phoenixlawyer93 I fear that may be the case

@_AceDefense Are we Just doomed To Get hit by cars..? Some car almost hit me a few minutes ago..

@LauriceD67 I‘m okay, buddy! Don’t worry, I‘m not dying anytime soon

@_AceDefense NICKYYYY 😭😭😭😭 ARE YOU OKAY ?? Please dont die on me 🥺

@nickel_engarde Nice

@_AceDefense Damn. Better luck next time 👍

Man, I wish. I wish it was all made up I have been hit by cars more times than I can count and that‘s just the most normal kind of accident I‘ve had

@nickel_engarde That would be something. No, different cars, different drivers, just terrible luck

@_AceDefense So what, there's like, a guy out to get you who's really bad at hit and runs❓