alex mitchell🌵

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alex mitchell🌵

@_almit

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nm / tx Inscrit le Şubat 2017

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alex mitchell🌵@_almit·18 May

@lauralouu30 Not nearly as good as yours, but I took a picture of funnel cloud in Lubbock this evening!

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You Know Who@MuskTillDawn·25 Nis

Posting like this while defunding the forest and national park service is such bullshit, man

Homeland Security@DHSgov

A homeland worth fighting for. May God continue to bless the most beautiful nation on earth.

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improbably miva@returntopassion·28 Ara

Normal widows: “I miss my husband” Erika Kirk:

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Aidan McDonald@AidanGMcDonald·13 Mar

Democrats@TheDemocrats

Donald Trump just threatened to tax Guinness. Right before St. Patrick’s Day.

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alex mitchell🌵@_almit·20 Oca

Dexerto@Dexerto

Games industry analyst claims game companies hope GTA 6 will cost $80-100 dollars He says a price hike is "needed for market growth" and that companies are hoping GTA 6 will start the trend of all games being more expensive

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alex mitchell🌵@_almit·22 Kas

@SOTSPodcast Christmas music

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State of the Scene@SOTSPodcast·22 Kas

YO WTF ARE WE LISTENING TO TODAY?

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alex mitchell🌵@_almit·12 Eki

@kevinsagirl You know what better than nothing ig

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kevin@kevinsagirl·12 Eki

@_almit About as much as we can expect from a robot too, I assume

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kevin@kevinsagirl·12 Eki

Yeah man this is the future, paying six to nine years of single bartender’s $2.13/hr wage to give your bar an uncanny valley vibe and pour half-empty drinks at a quarter of the speed. Hell yeah

Chris Bakke@ChrisJBakke

Optimus just poured a drink and didn’t ask for a 25% tip on an iPad. Just put $10M more into Tesla stock

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alex mitchell🌵@_almit·30 Eyl

@kevinsagirl We’re Cooked Stage

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kevin@kevinsagirl·30 Eyl

What end stage of society is it when i have accounts for Wendy’s, Domino’s, and Wingstop? What end stage of society is it when my Wendy’s, Domino’s, and Wingstop accounts keep notifying me of hacking attempts 🤨

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Oklahoma Space Captain@WGTD_Tracer·20 Ara

Me at the bar on Friday night when someone says that cross Canadian ragweed sucks

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alex mitchell🌵@_almit·9 Eyl

@DoubleT973

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Double T 97-3 🌵@DoubleT973·9 Eyl

Head Coach Joey McGuire shares what they need to work on this week in practice.

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alex mitchell🌵@_almit·13 Ağu

@kevinsagirl I’m all about that Iowan natty light

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kevin@kevinsagirl·13 Ağu

@_almit This one is in IOWA

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kevin@kevinsagirl·13 Ağu

Now that so many brands have backed out of advertising on here, there’s more room for The Good Stuff™

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@kevinsagirl

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kevin@kevinsagirl·12 Tem

Joe’s looking noticeably stronger today, very comforting for the American people

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alex mitchell🌵@_almit·7 Tem

@kevinsagirl

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kevin@kevinsagirl·7 Tem

Took me five trips to lowes and two days of building in 104F but I built a pergola and then got to sit under it in light rain and watch lightning with my better half, W in the replies pls

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MovieQuoteGuy69@dorsalrub·3 Tem

Busy dont text

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alex mitchell🌵@_almit·17 Nis

@N_A_M_O_R_ @TheManlet_King How has NukaLoco not been a thing yet

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Namor@N_A_M_O_R_·17 Nis

@TheManlet_King "you shotgun a 4loko. everyone loved that"

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Manlet King ☩@TheManlet_King·17 Nis

Fallout 5. Put it in Memphis and have a Ghoul in silver mask like King Baldwin rule from the Bass Pro Pyramid. Throw in some atomic river boats, gatorclaws, blues and boom. Perfect Fallout 5.

Bri@CasualInACorset

Would you rather: Have Fallout 5 Or A remake of 1&2 in the same style as the other Fallout games

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doomer@uncledoomer·12 Nis

this is how it feels to grab an ice cold domestic light beer from the cooler

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alex mitchell🌵@_almit·8 Mar

@ShaackIe Next time I see you 😤

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Shay@ShaackIe·8 Mar

Yeah the book sucked

Bob Freeman: Occult Detective@OccultDetective

"In fact I dislike Dune with some intensity, and in that unfortunate case, it is much the best and fairest to another author to keep silent and refuse to comment." — JRR Tolkien

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alex mitchell🌵@_almit·6 Mar

Me to the boys as I leave the bar (having crushed 11 coors lights)