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Decorating is so easy

Drake is two weeks away from having a nuclear weapon

OH THEY WERE STANDING ON BUSINESS LMFAOOO😭😭😭

Woman catches a Baboon stealing fruits from her house 😂😂

euromaxxing (living paycheck to paycheck with no prospect of upward mobility)

🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️LETS FUCKIN GOOOO LETS GO KNICKS!!!!!! #NEWYORKFOREVER 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

hornets fan after one postseason game

They should change the name to "Strait of Schrödinger". It's both open and closed at the same time.

The fact that Dubai Police could spy on a private WhatsApp conversation of an airline crew member using electronic monitoring operations, which led to an arrest is an indication that there is nothing private in WhatsApp. The end to end encryption claim of Meta is a lie.

And the chicken, is it jerked in house?

Sad, but true.

shouts to anyone doing any superstitious routines for today's playoffs

Joe Rogan at the White House right now standing behind Trump at the Oval Office….once a bootlicker always a bootlicker!

Me: This is your third C-section in 4 years. We really need to discuss a long-term birth control method for your safety. Patient: Oh, I don't need all those chemicals, Doctor. My husband and I use a "natural" method. Me: The rhythm method? Withdrawal? Patient: No. After we finish, I just stand up and shake my body very hard for 5 minutes. Then I drink salt water. The pregnancy cannot stay. Me: But you are here today for another delivery. Patient: Yes, but that’s because that night I was too tired to shake well. Me: 👇

Going to see Kobe and shaq live for like $57

Gave 100k to a guy to teach me how to scam and now l have never seen him again coz my fake money notes got him arrested

Wanna bury my dick so fucking deep inside her that I nut right on her heart ♥️

Counting or not counting gang violence