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@elianoayounes @MollySOShea Say less. DM us your sizes and we’ll make it happen

@abstractchimp @MollySOShea Send a pair for me and him?

BREAKING: Inside Palantir with Alex Karp Exclusive interview in Palantir’s office. We cover: - $PLTR record earnings - ~$500B market cap milestone - New Biography: The Philosopher in the Valley - The rise of AIP & its impact on global enterprise - Morality, value creation, & helping Americans win - Dyslexia, artistry, & Karp’s leadership philosophy - The Legacy of Rosita - Cupcakes Special thank you to @elianoayounes for the strategic vibes & the @PalantirTech team for helping put this together! Highlights: (00:00) Inside Palantir w/ Alex Karp (02:16) Building w/o hierarchy, the anti-playbook culture (05:00) Artistry & conviction in product creation (06:45) Ignoring consensus & betting on vision (08:45) Helping Americans win - soldiers, workers, investors (11:00) Moral conviction & the foundation of Palantir (13:00) Meritocracy, realism, & Western values (15:41) The Eisenhower Award & moral leadership (19:45) Dyslexia, intuition, & leading through instinct (22:38) Value creation vs. hype in the AI boom (26:19) Launching AIP - Palantir’s turning point (28:30) AIP as the operating system for the AI era (33:15) Rosita - family (39:55) Cupcake

@elianoayounes @MollySOShea Yo @elianoayounes we need Dr Karp in some wide toeboxes from Abstract Chimp. Can’t have a fellow contrarian building the world’s most important software while trapped in status quo foot coffins. Plus they’d look fire with the sword he wields

@MollySOShea great job, homie

Awareness means listening deeper than the noise.

First steps in abstract chimps feel like a glitch in the simulation

@elonmusk From chimps to FSD. Thank you @elonmusk

If your feet aren’t right, nothing else is. @kingryanbjj trains and dominates from the ground up, that’s why foundation matters.

Absolute beast @RobSFont. Excited for you to keep the @ufc fans on their toes for this next fight you got coming up. We’ll be in your corner ready for you to seal the dub.

Palantir has the best engineers, best leadership, best mission, best culture, best customers, best retail community, and best vibes. The show goes on 🚀

@beffjezos Need to get you in some AC’s Beff. Unlocking pr’s whether on weights in the gym or breakthroughs in the lab. Would be an honor to collab with someone truly evolving the world.

Not from today since I don't have a stand/filmer but this is me back in Canada

Benching 3 plates on incline just using the energy of the chip on my shoulder

Proprioception: your body’s ability to sense its position, movement, and balance in space—without needing to look.

@AustinHart14116 @Jfox428Fox That is rad, definitely in mind for future iterations. Quartz is wild! Stay tuned

@abstractchimp @Jfox428Fox I’ve done a little research on various materials you could use as a sole to not compromise our ability for electrical grounding I’d recommend finely ground quartz padded with your cotton material and have it pressed into your shoe shape!

Are you wearing foot caskets?! Get shoes that support the natural range of motion in your feet!

@Jfox428Fox Totally hear you, grounding is key. We’re currently exploring conductive materials to blend barefoot benefits with grounding capabilities. For now, we offer max foot freedom and encourage direct grounding when possible. Stay tuned

@abstractchimp Foundation? Then why u still have a rubber sole? Wtf. The biggest issue we have is not grounding. Inflammation will go down immediately if we ground

@alexboge Agree with this full stop, always protect your feet! Just make sure your shoes are not impeding the foot’s natural range of motion.

@abstractchimp I wear shoes so I am NOT feeling barefoot!

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@z_joe93395 Definitely more than 10 cents! We’re using premium, sustainably sourced materials designed to last and keep your feet healthy, zero-drop, wide-toe box, and built to reconnect you to natural movement. Give ’em a try. Your feet might thank you.

@abstractchimp That probably cost 10 cents to make in China and they’re going to slap a big ol American capitalist price tag on em and rip people off if you’ve worn crocs heavily you see how they wear down wear your feet scrap the ground because it’s cheap rubber these would be no different 🤷🏻‍♂️

What if shoes weren’t invented yet? You’d never think to lift the heel, shrink the toe box, or pad the sole. You’d look at the foot—and build around it. That’s what we did.

@city_milla Actually doing the opposite! Modern shoes squeeze toes into hooves; we’re setting feet free to move how nature intended.

Part of the ongoing effort of humans to make themselves into herd animals by turning their feet into hooves.

@johnnysuede You’re on it!

@abstractchimp Walking tall in those kicks feels like front row at a rebellious rock gigpure freedom!

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@tmmdaytontexas Hey Marty, love hearing about those trusty Soft Science shoes! Our shoes are designed for everyone, men, women, anyone looking to reconnect their feet with natural movement. Wide toe box, zero drop, sounds like exactly what you’ve been loving.

@abstractchimp Are these designed only for women? I see no men models wearing these shoes. They remind me of the best pair of shoes i ever owned made by Soft Science. A company no longer in business. I've been wearing the same pair of shoes for over 15 years now. They were made for boating and the water, but I used them around the house and land since i mostly worked from home over 12 years. They had the wide toe and no elevation drop from heel to toe.

@Uncle_Husein Totally get that, barefoot shoes are intentionally minimal to reconnect your feet to natural movement. Cushioned shoes might feel comfy at first, but long-term foot health thrives with minimal support. Thanks for giving it a shot, though!