Bob Stewart

Shoutout to @AlaskaAir and Rebecca at SNA who helped me get an earlier flight home today. Give this lady a raise!

@AlaskaAir you know what is lame. When your gate agents blame some other team at alaska for our cancelled first class tickets. Checked in yesterday. Have our ticket. Get to gate. They bumped us. Claim they emailed. Never happened.

My kid is constantly forcing me to expand my thinking. Today he said “stop it but don’t stop it” while we were playing on the playground. I don’t know what to do….

My wife has convinced our boys the Easter bunny won’t come to a messy house. Voila. Spotless. (Same routine for Santa at Christmas) #mommagic

How is it that my wife can fill up an empty garbage can 3/4 of the way in the same time it takes me to take the last full bag out? #superpower

Generosity Russian Roulette: lady in front of me pays for my Starbucks. I offer to pay for the person behind me without looking in rearview mirror then immediately thinking to self “please don’t be a van full of 10” as I sneak a peek

My son’s 4th birthday was yesterday. Today, I have already been uninvited from his 5th birthday party. #winning

@kevinkauffman @ScottiePippen We both lose the bet @kevinkauffman .....Scottie, how could you?!? Haha

@activebob @ScottiePippen Never

Can you settle a bet @ScottiePippen did you ever have just a mustache like on this Christmas ornament on our tree? #merrychristmas

It’s 2018 @Costco and you don’t carry any women’s basketballs? You can do better #likeagirl There are 140 men’s balls left. Guess our boys will be covered....

#fatherhood is being civilized and using the toilet while your savage 1 year old just craps in the bathtub

@kevinkauffman @ActiveRain @benkinney killed him. Blame that guy!

@ActiveRain I miss @activebob

Listen in on Co-Founder of Group 46:10 @kevinkauffman as he shares his insights on what it takes to be a top producer! (Did we mention Kevin is consistently ranked in the top 1% of all real estate agents in the United States?!) ow.ly/XB3n305C1bW #InsightsForSuccess

@AlaskaAir Was at the airport....

@activebob Hey Bob, is this Holly at the Austin airport or inflight crew member? -Sean

Hey @AlaskaAir please tell Holly in Austin she is awesome! Appreciate her help today #andgiveheraraise

@kevinkauffman You never answer my calls! (Nice fish btw. That’s good times!)

Coincidently, this is the last time I heard from @activebob 😂😂😂 twitter.com/activerain/sta…

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I love @TacoTimeNW But every time I stop by in Kenmore they forget something in my order. Every. Freaking. Time. #sorrykidnomexifries

Why can't @dominos perfect the process of cutting the pizza? I shouldn't have to rip my pizza apart. Every. Time. #figureitout

#WhereIRoot in the Pacific Northwest

Me packing the last week: "where's the sharpie?" "Where's the tape?" Repeat. 5000 times. #theyhavelegs