lil raincoat

Okay… we’re doing the CapFriendly send off episode on Wednesday. Using their lineup builder tool, send us your best cap compliant #Canucks roster below

@TheRightMelissa @elonmusk @fentasyl @alifarhat79 yall love free market capitalism until it hurts your uncle elon

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Elon: Protects free speech Zuck: Protects brand speech

mandela effect is crazy! all my slimes have been doing the hooty tooty when we turn ourselves around for years now!

can neither confirm nor deny

wheres #pokemongotwt at?? lets be friends!!

im at the function sittin in bed nd playing rocket league

im at the function twistin’, boppin’ & pullin’ it

@nbabreadboy @elonmusk god did

@alectaylor_ @elonmusk Uh, who told you to to savage mode today?

Looking to hire a VP of Witchcraft & Propaganda

wearin sandals to the bbq i just cut my toenails

@nbabreadboy i talked to him… its okay

@alectaylor_ Only if Charlie D tells me its ok…

its sunday and i still havent heard from jesus… should i call him??

same day, different opps

its crash crawleys

im in the belly of the beast rn

@nbabreadboy so real

@alectaylor_ New day, same opps.

@nbabreadboy did tom brady come back?

whenever i run out of bagels theres always still cream cheese… and when i run out of cream cheese 😮‍💨😮‍💨 theres always a bagel left