Al Lowe

Critical Mass's next gig at The Royal Room is shaping up to be a great night. All music by two great big bands. I hope you can make it! theroyalroomseattle.com/event/critical…

Crooner Danny Quintero and Critical Mass Big Band return to The Royal Room for an evening of joyful, heartwarming holiday music that the whole family will enjoy. thestranger.boldtypetickets.com/events/1704292…

Their performances breathe new life into classic arrangements by The McGuire Sisters, Andrew Sisters, and the Boswell Sisters, while also incorporating modern tunes with a rich blend of jazz and swing styles. strangertickets.com/events/1704290…

Critical Mass Big Band has been a cornerstone of Seattle’s contemporary jazz scene for nearly 25 years. Sugartime Trio is a dynamic, high-energy ensemble featuring the talented singers Kim Maguire, Meg McLynn, and Caitlin Frances.

On Thursday, September 25, Critical Mass Big Band will join with the Sugartime Trio to bring you a captivating blend of classic and modern tunes, masterfully arranged by bassist Phil Demaree.

Just donated to help Roberta Vaughan, someone who has always been there for others. She's facing a tough time right now. If you can, please consider helping her too. Every bit counts. Please share. gofund.me/1a6b9761

Tickets are selling fast; reserve your seats now for this Thursday evening! thestranger.boldtypetickets.com/events/1662119…

Come see me and 16 of my closet musical friends blow the lid off The Royal Room next Thursday, June 26. Tickets available now at thestranger.boldtypetickets.com/events/1662119…

Come to the Royal Room next week to hear Critical Mass celebrate Women's History Month by playing music by only female composers! theroyalroomseattle.com/event/critical… Critical Mass Big Band: Celebration of Women Composers theroyalroomseattle.com

It was just too much for the old girl and, while they were trying to get into their various positions, she split right up the middle!" The old woman fainted.

But what really finished her off was when I loaned her to four young roughnecks who wanted her for a good time. I warned 'em that she weren't no good, but they decided to have a go with her anyways. You know that those damn fools all tried to get on her at the same time?

Joe and John were twin brothers. John's wife died the same day that Joe's boat sank. A few days later a little old lady met Joe on the street and mistook him for John. "I'm sorry to hear about your loss. You must feel terrible."

A man spent Saturday afternoon in his lawn chair, drinking beer and watching his wife mow the lawn. His nosy female neighbor was outraged and shouted over at him, "You should be hung!" He sipped his beer and calmly replied, "I am. That's why she mows the lawn!"

Then the old man looks around nervously, making sure no one is listening. "But, you fuck one sheep..."

Then the old man points out the other window. "Laddie, look out to sea. Do you see that pier that stretches out as far as the eye can see? I built that pier with the sweat off me brow. I nailed it board by board. But do they call me MacGreggor-the-Pier-Builder? Nooo."

An old Scotsman was talking to a young man in a pub. "Laddie, look out at that field. Do you see that fence? Look how well it's built. I built that fence stone by stone with me own two hands. I worked for months, but do they call me MacGreggor-the-Fence-Builder? Nooo."

How can a woman tell if she's ugly? She sits at the bar and knows the price of every drink!