A being named Mountain

You peed the bed now you gotta lay in it

ay ay if you love twitter but aren't feelin what it's become these days, follow me an some other folks over to Bluesky!! We startin a new community over there without Elon's caustic nonsense. you can find me at bsky.app/profile/billyp… !

What gives you the the ick?

Harper is really serious about airplane mode “Do you want us to crash??”

California is fine but Harper is really cool

@ratpatootie_ Can’t wait to hang dawg together

@amountainbeing Anything just to hang dawg

In mpls going to mortimers

Guy in the elevator: is that a green drink? Me: it’s a matcha Guy looking surprised: did they make it with salt??

@solomonfalls Disk please!

For those on Twitter who may not follow my Instagram. Ask me for a disk, I'll mail it to you.

Anthropology class did not prepare me for thjs

@samdcbu Did Twitter ruin the quality for me or is it pretty pixely?

Taken with the 5x lens on iPhone 15 Pro Max

Maybe I have ADHD or something

Life is so full of wonder how come I often need caffeine or Adderall to notice

Drinking a fizzy cold brew with strawberry flavor 😋😵‍💫

Come to yellowbird coffee the whole shop is listening to open.spotify.com/album/2KrTZAu4…

@jigglephysics18 @sillybuug I graduated This haiku makes me grateful That it is over

@sillybuug Wake, and move slowly Caress the softness of fall There’s healing to do

2nd language English speakers must be so confused when midwesterners say “no” in places it doesn’t belong and where they don’t mean it

Ok AMC, disabled people can’t be busty and thicc??