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@ClarksonsFarm1 Tractor drivers often pull over to let traffic past, how often do cyclists?? Hardly ever if at all....

Brilliant!😂

@cjd2510 @nnormsie76 @mikegardner_wb @Battsby @grok 🤡🤡

@nnormsie76 @mikegardner_wb @Battsby @grok I see nothing wrong with using grok on here to do a quick search to see if I'm potentially being lied to. Do you mock people who use Google to search for the same thing? Or do you completely swallow everything you see and check nothing?

BREAKING NEWS “Furious” Starmer was not told local elections had taken place yesterday. The PM claims civil servants kept him in the dark until this morning. He has ordered an enquiry into why the elections had gone ahead without his knowledge. “I thought we’d cancelled them” he told Sky News.

@SuzCryM @Cockneycabbie_ @daveatherton Great joke from @Cockneycabbie_ and a corker of a response 🤣

@Cockneycabbie_ @daveatherton I honestly think your only option is to let it run & get it delivered to an Amazon locker & never ever vollect it but leave it locked in there for eternity where it can do no harm🤷‍♀️

Does anybody know how to cancel an eBay bid? I put £3 on a cowboy outfit and I'm 6 minutes away from owning the Labour Party

@Cockneycabbie_ Best one I've heard for a while

@BigBearF1 Spare me please before I split my sides......

Police report they are searching for a fella who robs his victims by threatening them with a bowling ball. They want to catch him before he strikes again..

@MartinSLewis Much improved thanks to Mr Lewis.......Stoozing was great to help pay mortgage off early

Today's Poll: How financially savvy would you say you are? Which of these is CLOSEST to your view...

@Damonmabg @GBNEWS 😡😠🤬

BREAKING gbnews.com/celebrity/bonn…

@Beno10_MFC 110

Check if you're among the smartest people. Use only your brain to solve. Can you find the missing angle?

@lippyent Sloth 😁

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@DreyfusJames @SickOfEverythi6 Hello

Account is restricted yet again. If you could drop a brief comment on my posts below, it apparently helps that algae-rhythm… Thanking you in advance.

@otokyo__ Both

I need to settle a debate

@TracyEdwardsMBE Is that Rob Trent on the right hand side of the 2nd photo?

I had an added treat yesteday! I met this talented lady who was in London with this inspirational exhibition. Will be looking out for Leanne's paintings. "Defying Limits"!

@seanpaulday @backborwick @TheLTDA @TootlestheTaxi 💯

The problem, Victoria, is that all London taxis are fully wheelchair-accessible - yet they’re forced to compete on the same terms as standard saloon cars. If we’re serious about accessibility, there should be proper incentives to retain this service: zero-rated VAT on vehicles, guaranteed road access, and policies that actually support - not undermine - wheelchair-accessible transport.

taxi-point.co.uk/post/peers-cla… Labour Lords vote to REJECT making all taxis wheelchair accessible. In 1996 the DDA said the SoS may issue regulations that would enable all taxis to carry wheelchairs -so how long do disabled people have to wait? 31 years so far. @TheLTDA @TootlestheTaxi

@benonwine Capt. Pugwash 🏴‍☠️

WITHOUT GOOGLING, Name a Famous Captain but it can’t be Captain America?

@chefsevenn They're not proper chips

Be honest, what’s your first thought when you see this meal?

@FrogstarWorld @DavidSm06669251 That's really unfair..................................................on pig shit

@DavidSm06669251 Now I'm not saying these folk are as thick as pig shit, but they are.

Interviewer: Petrol is up 14%, diesel is up 27%. People are worried..... Govt minister: we've set up Fuel Finder so people can download an app to find the cheapest prices. I tried that, my cheapest price is 20 miles away. Another politician who qualifies as a total tw@t.

@james_xond Yes......and often 'you're welcome' when someone doesn't reciprocate when I hold for them

Honestly, do you still say “thank you” when someone holds the door for you??

@ClarksonsFarm1 Taxing people less gives more money to spend that creates more jobs, giving people money to spend, creating jobs, generates tax and less dependence on welfare.......

Repost!👏🏻

@Brian5_8_1899 @therealmissjo WTF, you sick bastard

On Wednesday night, a young woman went to a Gunna concert at the O2 in London. She felt something oozing down her leg. Behind her, a man had ejaculated onto her. She turned and saw his penis sticking out. She immediately reported it to the venue security and he was caught going to the bathroom to clean himself. He is now in police custody. It is not even possible to go and watch a concert without someone ruining the evening.

@darrengrimes Not very green wasting all that paper 🤡

You can tell he’s a Green activist because he’s dressed like a high-speed collision in a comprehensive school art department. Would you answer the door?