it's a dinosaur

@thesharkstate I want a dark theme with pink accents because I dark theme everything, but it'd be great to have little pink/purple accents as an inclusive treat lol

There will not be equality in tech until we get pink themes for apps

@annethegnome I'm so sorry! I hope my felted goblins help.

I may have just lost my job because I’m autistic. I have a masters in my field and I’m advanced in my career. I’m devastated and so embarrassed about how it went down and how many senior executives now have my medical info. Please send mushroom pics. I’m going to go cry now.

@RoxyTall LMAO I had a similar but maybe less dramatic de-aging. Turns out, taking care of my mental health and finding my identity gave me back 10 years in appearance. hell yeah Romanian Benjamin Buttons

when i was 14 i looked like a middle aged eastern european mother of 3 and now at 30 i look younger than i did at 14. how tf did i age in reverse

@EmmaCGuild I believe in your upper body strength!

This is made even better by apps that let us secretly order pizza.

@EmmaCGuild it's under the brussels sprouts, honey!

@EmmaCGuild rude 😂

when your partner makes a viral tweet accidentally

@devbdaily @EmmaCGuild Employee of the Month: Ignatius.

@EmmaCGuild He's the character who (for lack of a better word) humanizes the utterly depraved Radu. And also, it's kind of cathartic to see a band of idiots get their comeuppance.

@krystyn AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

@Blue_Fingers5 Oh! A flash brew! ... I need to make ice cubes for that.

@EmmaCGuild Me, with the word "pregnant." 😂

🥳🎉🌈

@EmmaCGuild (This is what I would be saying to Jonathan Harker--in all actuality we have slivovitz on the shelf because it's harder to get palin(c/k)a here and I can't make tuica for some Actual Romanian Liquor.)

@EmmaCGuild Me, a Transylvanian peasant lady: "um, actually, it's palinca."

Also, we are up against Magic Gauntlet Kelly who has imprisoned a Centaur named Megan (amongst other people).

DM: "See, Slim Shady was one of the founding bards of the village--" Me: "--the REAL Slim Shady?!" Everyone: "Why didn't he just stand up?" #werkdnd

Unsurprisingly brought to you by playing a bunch of that Ring of Elden game.

Today's weird dream: you're a very normal NPC, alive and everything, but you live in Limgrave and you're just doing your best.