Brandon Highwood

I don’t mean to be a helicopter dad, but if either one of my father-in-law’s dogs takes a swipe at my cat they’re getting jettisoned off my balcony.

CHAOS RUN WE WILL TAKE IT

Hunter Greene showed up, Chase Burns showed up, most of the gloves showed up and even the fans showed up Still waiting for the Reds lineup to show up

I don’t ask for much, I just wanted the Reds to win these last few games by 6+ runs. I really don’t understand why it’s so difficult.

This kinda feels like the end

Every single instance of hearing the Pentatonix has been against my will. I had no idea that music in a supermarket could fill me with such disdain.

We’ve officially reached “if you need me I’ll be out back by the pool all day” season.

@TaylorMadeGolf #nice

With a 69 (-3) today, Scottie Scheffler has now fired 25 straight rounds under par.    The World No. 1 hasn't shot above par since last AUGUST. 🤯 #TeamTaylorMade

When @peacock shares the audio between @McIlroyRory and the rules official. #THEPLAYERS

Palm Beach truly do be having some sneaky good spots for dinner and drinks.

Alright, bringing out Slash for “I’m Just Ken” was solid.

Drafting up my own receipt now for future use—it’s gonna be wild when I win the Oscar for Best Original Screenplay.

@JustTalkinWes Help me understand it, Wes!

@b___high 😂😂😂

Of all the weird social trends, I think that this wave of people filming themselves talking into a mic as if they’re recording a podcast with someone else in the room with them has got to be one of the worst. You’re having a solo conversation, so… just look at the camera.

Evan Mobley is a top 15 player in the league.

7+ minutes of stoppage time was bullshit. All a sham to try and get that schmuck into the final. FC Cincy should be celebrating right now.

What is the most emotionally demanding movie you've ever seen?

The Cincinnati Reds have won 9 baseball games in a row!!!!!!!!! #ATOBTTR

Which will not happen because Boston has decided to shoot themselves out of the game.

Miami very well may pull it off, but if the Celtics complete the choke sweep—as a Cavs fan who dealt with the worst city of fans in the world—I will never let a single Heat fan forget it.