Rick

[Bullies] oh here he is, Gormless. [Me, with three gorms hidden in my pocket] well gentlemen I think you'll find you're sadly mistaken......

Heard yer fella is off out auditing the police today

@BBCNews He is attractive but let's not objectify men please

Injured Lamine Yamal 'expected to be fit' for World Cup bbc.in/48QBF93

@sarm0161 Any decent Stannage tales?

This is one of the most enjoyable things I’ve ever read.

@BBCWorld Another example of "woke Britain". When I was a baby rat poison was one of the key ingredients in my baby food with a nice teaspoon of asbestos. Things need to be brought back to how they used to be.

Rat poison found in HiPP jarred baby food in Austria, police say bbc.in/4cT3Y9i

If I were a Chinese man with a business dealing with eusocial insects of the family Formicidae then I would be inclined to call it OriANTal. But I'm not, so I won't.

@BBCWorld Rules are rules

French woman, 86, held by ICE after moving to US to reunite with long-lost love bbc.in/4tLckp0

Eamon Holmes fans losing it as the Ben Shepherd Ultras giving it large in the away end after this. Disgraceful scenes.

It's that time of year again....

Completely understand because one of the cats has just done a shit in the spare room

Learning about physics

@pipterino @flatus74 I didn't flounce. I just smoothly segwayed back.

@flatus74 Flounce off Bluesky and back here? Or the other way round

Oh mate there’s been a Bluesky flounce

@AmyLeMesmer I will certainly be turning down that Blue track on account of it being blue if it ever comes on my wireless!

There’s a “new driver” on our road who’s had one of those P badges for months. He just rolled up blasting out Too Close by Next (later covered by our Blue). A song about hard-ons! 🚙 🔊🍆

"and everyone cheered"

See. I move away from this road and all hell breaks loose.

Look at this chirpy doofus

Aw man. Statement from Paul Nolan required.