will?

Eating a handful of Adderall and Wind surfing through the strait of Hormuz

Ok maybe I’m the problem

Having my boobs jerked off

you seem like the type of person i would kill with a rock

@bodycrave Not at all!

do you find men with big butt's attractive?

I built a nuclear fusion reactor in my garage this shit isn’t even hard

Did you seriously just go chasing waterfalls when I specifically asked you not to

slow blinking at the doctor who is about to euthanize me

when i was a little kid i'd daydream about a UFO vaporizing me in a single flash of perfect light

being paranoid is funny bc like what if i'm right

Wasting your entire life can feel daunting. Just focus on wasting one hour at a time and you'll get there

as a member of the non verbal community,

we are going to kill you liked your post

Do we all have that one friend who starts dating a guy who looks and acts like a serial killer and then she immediately marries him the second he asks and then fervently converts to southern Baptist Christianity and ghosts you forever, or is that just a unique experience to me?

Jerked off and now I’m depressed #watdatmean

I can tell when your glasses are performative by the visible lack of a refractive index

somedays i need to kill my self but other days . 15 dollar extra large pizza

my penis is not where you think it is!