Ben Acker

My local bookshop @skylightbooks is so cool! Order my book #StoriestoKeepYouAliveDespiteVampires from them and request personalization in the "notes" area of the order. Say who you want it made out to and I'll sign it to them! Skylight will ship to you! skylightbooks.com/book/978166591…

@pussels68 @SPNthenandnow My joke was "seriously though, it's terrible what happened. our thoughts and prayers are with the families."

Just listened to this week's @SPNthenandnow podcast. You'll be happy to know they did use your joke @bnacker .😊💪🏆🎉

I can't believe I posted this here. It was supposed to be a bloosk!

David Lynch was right. Stuff is weird!

@patrickcotnoir The taxi wants you to be able to clearly discern the difference between what is cab and what is the sexiest crotch alive

why the fuck does the license plate say HEY TAXI

A civil war and a world war at the same time is gonna really be something

Boy I'd hate to live in America right now...

Like a little Rory Calhoun

@IAmJohnAles Discrepancies, starlink, and secret messages hidden in concession speeches

@bnacker I got the limited data plan. What’s it about?

The thing about this wild vote swing from last cycle to this is it feels like the largest scale gaslighting in history. Like… do we believe our lying eyes or do we believe the silent majority is suddenly the actual majority. I call utter bullshit.

@heytherejeffro This thread makes me glad I haven't completely left twitter yet

It's nice to wake up and see specific evidence of how high I was the night before, you know?

A thread of paintings and whether or not I could kick their asses Absolutely

@taradublinrocks American Vandal. Man it's like maybe my taste is too good? Is that possible?

@taradublinrocks Hudsucker Proxy

I need something to watch that isn’t: animated sad scary news/political superhero-adjacent mushy love stuff based in anything that resembles my current reality of having no tangible grasp of wtf to do now after a week of multiple losses Suggestions?

@taradublinrocks The Detroiters! It just came to Netflix! Sublime and silly

@taradublinrocks Perpetual Grace Ltd

@taradublinrocks Real Life (the Albert Brooks movie, not what's happening)

Trying not to be alarmist while alarms are going off everywhere non-stop is fucking hard

You know. In case of supertigers

Sure we'll have fewer rights than our grandparents but we'll make up for it by having more polio than they did!

I keep thinking there should be some mechanism that prevents exactly this from happening but the election was that mechanism.

How do you make god laugh? Think of a plan Just kidding, there's no god