Cota B

I’m out of the benefit; from now on, I’m just doubting.

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Derek Shepherd really thought oyo kwali mwene woFilm

My niece wants a reborn doll for her birthday, but for that price, I might as well just give her a cousin. No honey, we got reborn doll as home.

“She’s a gravida what?”

Me after one weekend of babysitting my 1 year old nephew: “one… potato two, potato three…”

I feel so validated

Me coming out of retirement to involve myself in Ondangwa banter

It’s Friday, bitch.

GRN employees watching people who got paid today making plans for the long weekend

When did “Good morning,” start translating to “How are you?”

Something about frantically looking for me on the happiest day of my life, to go eat ekaka for breakfast, is just… aye.

WhatsApp is glitching and keeps mixing up status updates; and minders of other people’s business must popping cerebral aneurysms thinking their mutuals are posting each other.

I hate me a liar, NORED!

It’s me and this 6% battery power against the world today.

I know old habits die hard, but some of mine are mbela John McClane.

Androiders and answering their Androids too quickly, now what comes after, “When your dreams come alive…?”

@justvibes_a Of men I’d wanna see ripped apart by a silverback gorilla? The list is long please. Let it be on record, I’m on the gorilla’s side 😂

Can they let us choose the 100 men going to fight the gorilla? 😒

You can just tell BMWs are decepticons.