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Oh I thought we had a lovely chat, but thank you for finally letting me 𝒘𝒐𝒓𝒌. I do not have any time "off" when you're off missions. Unlike the lot of you.

look — i’d love to sit here and bicker, but if i wanted to blow my brains out, i’d have done it a long time ago. ciao.

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Well . . . let's think together shall we? What did your friend Val do the last two and a half years? . . . Maybe do the exact shit so you did 𝒏𝒐𝒕 have to call me? I feel like I'm repeating myself here.

you ever noticed how not one of us have called you in the last two and a half years?

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It's really delightful how 𝒔𝒐𝒎𝒆 members in the team believe they can easily manage my job. Have fun saving the world while maintaining 14 phone calls from 8 different countries, while you sign 25 papers 𝒂𝒏𝒅 write 17 E-mails.

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YELENA BELOVA@LeadNewAvengers

" . . . " There was a hint of a smile on her face, nodding along. " You may keep it, I'll order rabbit food. "

“Just a bunny rabbit…”

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Oh 𝒑𝒍𝒆𝒂𝒔𝒆 be my guest. I was 𝒅𝒚𝒊𝒏𝒈 to get some vacation. You'll call me when you'll need me anyways.

if you call putting us all in a room to die ‘getting us together,’ then yeah—you did a pretty good job. nothing you do affects what we do in any way on a day-to-day basis. we could ignore you for the rest of our lives and all it’d do is bite you in the ass—and to be honest? —

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Ava is probably the most exhausting one in the team to deal with . . . . and we got a soviet super soldier eating wheaties like his life depends on it.

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𝑉𝑖𝑛𝑐𝑒𝑛𝑡 𝑑𝑒 𝐹𝑜𝑛𝑡𝑎𝑖𝑛𝑒@OXELegacy

. . . No Child, you are not.

Am I on that list today? I know I was yesterday.

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But I do have more important stuff to get to, 𝒃𝒆𝒏𝒆𝒇𝒊𝒄𝒊𝒂𝒍 to the team.

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And who exactly had a hand in getting that team together? Besides I had a lot of Input there, just because I work from behind-the-scenes, doesn't mean I'm 𝒂𝒏𝒚 less important. You may continue to cuss me out, curse my name, it 𝒂𝒎𝒖𝒔𝒆𝒔 me. +

we’ve been a team for damn near two and a half years without listening to a grain of your input. i bet that eats away at you.

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YELENA BELOVA@LeadNewAvengers

"What is it 𝒏𝒐𝒘?"

Yes! “He’s so cute…”

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Ava and that's where you're wrong, you would've maybe survived as a Team for a short while. But 𝒐𝒏𝒍𝒚 for a short while. Only because of my PR, my knowledge and insiders, you get to enjoy living in that grand tower right now.

and let me ask you this, just because i’m extremely bored and need entertainment. where would you be if you didn’t luck into backing into the interview? we would’ve been just fine had you not, and you’d probably be dead. how’s that make you feel?

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Why is everyone trying their best to get on my nerves today? I need wine.

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You? S.H.I.E.L.D. used you for their own benefit and you only did it because you wanted a " cure ". And let's not get started with Mister "I-Only-Last-Half-A-Term", there is a reason he did. Without me nobody would look at you as heroes, you'd all just be killers.

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Well, techincally three of you failed 𝒈𝒍𝒐𝒓𝒊𝒐𝒖𝒔𝒍𝒚 to really be beneficial for the government. Walker? Cancelled by the media, eithout me he would've never gotten out of his hellhole. +

.. three of us have worked for the government, and we all have networks and leverage. you’re a glorified piggy bank to us, hon’.

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I can hear you, you know?

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You all possess 𝒆𝒙𝒕𝒓𝒂𝒐𝒓𝒅𝒊𝒏𝒂𝒓𝒚 abilities. But I possess governments, intelligence networks, funding and leverage. Between us, I would argue my contributions are considerably 𝒉𝒂𝒓𝒅𝒆𝒓 to replace here, 𝒔𝒘𝒆𝒆𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒂𝒓𝒕.

mmmmhm. and how do you figure that, darling?

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