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@DavidBakhtiari @ArtButSports

When life imitates art. Happy 6/9 Day.

@richeisen Boat race. #GoPackGo

#AdultHalloweenHouseofHorrors The TEAM BUILDING RETREAT

There's no easy way to tell you this, but you're probably an idiot.

RT @NSA #FF EVERYBODY

It is better to be feared than loved, but what would totally rule is to be invisible.

If aliens landed, they'd be completely stunned at how screwed up we are - and that's my chance to jack their saucer. #booyah #freeUFO

This mustache is really growing on me. #humour

Happy Birthday, Charles Nelson Reilly. http://bit.ly/5jpc0D