ChrisCrumble🇺🇸

If any of you ever wondered about my utter contempt for Fake Christians and Republicans as a whole, here it is...

@LauraLoomer @ericswalwell Dunno…

Why are members of Congress so incredibly horny?! Democrat Eric Swalwell @EricSwalwell was just forced to resign from Congress in absolute disgrace over his horrific sex scandals, completely tanking his campaign for Governor of California. But the degeneracy doesn't discriminate by party, as Texas Republican Congressman Tony Gonzales @RepTonyGonzales also announced his forced early retirement yesterday over his own sexcapades. Both of these men were cheating in their wives while they were PREGNANT! It seems like everyone in D.C. is having affairs these days, including Marjorie Traitor Greene @mtgreenee who notoriously cheated on her husband with a tantric sex guru during her first year in Congress. Watching these morally bankrupt politicians destroy their marriages makes me so incredibly thankful I avoided the Swamp and now I get to live happily ever after with my amazing other half without this disgusting drama! Congress ruins marriages!

@GuntherEagleman FYI, You’re reposting Russian propaganda. But of course it was all a hoax… 🇷🇺🇮🇱

FYI.

@nobleisawinner Mr. President, at this very moment. 🇮🇱🇷🇺

What do you call someone whose every word is a lie?

It's come down to this: two men enter, one man leaves.

@GuntherEagleman L.I.E.S.

🚨 STOCK MARKET UP 20% from a year ago. Sen. Bernie Moreno nailed it: ‘There’s no country on earth that has those kind of returns.’ ‘It’s working and Americans are starting to see it.’ Trump’s economy is roaring back

@ChairmanGruters @GOP Trump has made no progress. Anywhere. On anything. MAGA🇮🇱🇷🇺

If Democrats take control of Congress, they will spend every moment of the next 2 years trying to stop any progress President Trump has made. Republicans are working to put more money back in your pockets and make America Great Again, while Democrats are fueling the chaos.

@SaltyGoat17 Oh, it’s coming alright. Just not the way you’d have hoped…

Tick Tock Adam!!! It’s coming!!!

@BBMagaMom I guess you’re just going to have to accept it. Or else, the TRUTH will be released…

🚨BREAKING: Pam Bondi skipped her congressional deposition on the Epstein files, and is now facing contempt of Congress. Acting AG Todd Blanche just said NO MORE files will ever be released! Survivors, and the American people are still waiting for answers. This is unacceptable. Full breakdown in the video 👇 #EpsteinFiles #PamBondi

@BredsguardDalen Jesus Fucking Christ…🙄

I see a lot of pictures going around about Trump being the savior. There is no doubt in my mind he was chosen to lead us during this time, but I think the picture is more like this one below.

@RepBoebert @realannapaulina PLEASE go to the theater with meeeee!!!🥰

My office is Longworth 1713.

@Liu1318806 Thanks, traitor.🇷🇺🇮🇱

I stood with Trump in the beginning. I stood with Trump yesterday. I stand with Trump today. I will damn sure be standing with Trump tomorrow.

@sizzle_sarah @Jerry_Doshier Why do the fake “conservative” reporters always have to wear little whore skirts and display their little cross necklaces? We all know who they actually pray to…

If there’s one thing we can all agree on, it’s that Ilhan Omar needs to be deported.

@SaltyGoat17 @TscookT “Lindell TV!” 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣

So we got rid of Swalwell. Now let’s work on Adam Schiff then once we have that loser gone… Let’s get rid of Dollar Store Obama!! I have a much bigger list but let’s work on the low hanging fruit to start.

@sizzle_sarah This convicted criminal still walks free…

Judges who let criminals back onto the streets need to be impeached.

@GuntherEagleman Next.

They MUST make an example out of Eric Swalwell and put him in prison for the rest of his miserable life.

@BBMagaMom Trump got away with it. Why not Eric?🤔

With everything coming out about Eric Swalwell, do you think this will actually send him to prison, or do you think he’ll get away with it regardless?? The evidence is pretty damning😬….

@laurenboebert Wanna go to the theater with me? 🥰

Looks like there’s room for more!

@Sofia50020Sofia Yep.

All we needed was a new President.

As usual, Trump is right. If NATO doesn’t have our back then they don’t deserve our money.

@femalebodybuil6 Melting Botox faces.

What do Republican women have that Democratic women don’t? 🥰