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𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘰.
@cigsarch
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off campus, + 21 Inscrit le Haziran 2026
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anyone wanna take one for the team and finish all the assignments he forgot to do this week? 😟
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says who? we’ve already solved the fridge problem. we just handled it quietly, unlike you girls.
𝓉ʜᴇ 𝑅ᵘⁿᵃʷᵃʸ@freckledseer
Says the one who can't figure out a proper solution with two or more of you combined.
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@cosmicwoes @ / 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐨𝐫𝐱𝐩 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐝: since when she’s all tatted up?
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⠀
❪ @𝗲𝗹𝗼𝗶𝘀𝗲𝗯𝗹𝗮𝗸𝗲 ❫
𝗃𝗎𝗌𝗍 𝖺𝖽𝖽𝖾𝖽 𝗍𝗈 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗂𝗋 𝖼𝗅𝗈𝗌𝖾 𝖿𝗋𝗂𝖾𝗇𝖽𝗌 𝗌𝗍𝗈𝗋𝗒:
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hold on, let me kneel down so i can hear you better.
† @trivmxh
⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀easy, you're short as fuck.
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fine. enjoy the fomo.
† @trivmxh
⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀i'll rather drink bleach, thank you very much.
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you’d have to reach my head first.
† @trivmxh
⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀me poking you on the head, exactly.
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. . .
what if we erased the ‘butt’ and you just gave me some head so we could move on? less violence, more affection.
† @trivmxh
⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀.͟.͟. fine, i'll headbutt you in the balls.
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you’ll need a couple more brain cells to get it
𝓉ʜᴇ 𝑅ᵘⁿᵃʷᵃʸ@freckledseer
Boys trying to fix a problem is hilarious.
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🤐 you talk a big game for someone who’s what, 5’5”?
† @trivmxh
⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀keep talking like that and you'll get kicked where it hurts the most. 🤭
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𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘤𝘩 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘸𝘦 𝘵𝘢𝘭𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵 --
yeah, he’s my boy. he’s got a thing against certain people, though.
𝖉𝖚𝖐𝖊 ∵@FANTASYGlRL
that dog is so stupid cute.
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📲: T dawg
💬: * photo attached.*
💬: bro check out those fangs
💬: siiick
◞ 𝖕𝖔𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 .ᐟ ᵇ͟ᵒ͟ʸ @rvptxr
⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀dude, give me the dog.
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yeah? keep talking like that and you’ll end up pinned to that damn couch. 😚
† @trivmxh
⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀the combo wouldn't be this damn good with your name included. 😮💨
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⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀
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⠀⠀𝐫𝐞𝐱 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐢 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐲𝐨𝐮. ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀
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couple drops of super glue and we’re back
( boys solution. )
𝙼𝙸𝙳𝙽𝙸𝙶𝙷𝚃 ᶜᴼᵂᴮᴼʸ@suttcnsmoke
... 𝒇𝒖𝒄𝒌.
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i dont see my name in the combo .. ?
† @trivmxh
⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀me + couch + yogurt bowl = 🫂
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you’re still two pleases short.
͏﹙ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ 𝐫𝐨𝐥𝐞 ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ﹚ ͏𝙼𝙾𝙳𝙴𝙻.@PRECIOVSPRAVER
pretty please.
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that’s a lot to ask.. on a sunday morning.
͏﹙ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ 𝐫𝐨𝐥𝐞 ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ﹚ ͏𝙼𝙾𝙳𝙴𝙻.@PRECIOVSPRAVER
could .. someone meet her at the library ?
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i could really use a cigarette right now.
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