Crazy Girlfriend

My boyfriend wasn't paying enough attention to me so now I quiz him every night on what we talked about that day. #crazygfproblem

It's 9:10 AM and my boyfriend still hasn't texted me today. #wtfareyoudoing #crazygfproblem

My boyfriend forgot our 3 month 2 day and 5 minute anniversary. #fuckindead #crazygfproblem

If you think you're going away without me for Memorial Day Weekend... you're wrong. #crazygfproblem

@crazyGFprobz: I asked my boyfriend to watch frozen. He said no. We watched it anyway. And he cried #bitchesgetwhattheywant #crazygfproblems

If you EVER betray me... I will make you're life a living fucking hell #dontfuckwithacrazybitch #crazygfproblem

If you don't have enough money to buy me the ring I want... What makes you think I am going to marry you? #marryfor$$$ #crazygfproblem

Why don't you care about my problems!?!? #listentome #babeeeeee #crazygfproblem

Every time your alarm goes off, I want to suffocate you with a pillow. #iwakeuplater #needmybeautysleep #crazygfproblem

SEE, I'm not crazy after all. #lying #cheating #pigs #cantbetrusted #crazygfproblem

Preach, sista. #longdistancerelationships #crazygfproblem

Sundays are for girlfriends! What are we doing? What did you plan? #betterbecute #yourepaying #crazygfproblem

I will text you 26 times in a row and I will not feel bad about it. #answerme #answerme #ANSWERME #crazygfproblem

I had a dream that you were bumpin and grindin with some slut last night. #itfeltreal #inthedoghouse #crazygfproblem

Really... You just called me. Then why don't I have a missed call from you?! #fuckingliar #iphonesdontlie #crazygfproblem

Let's go to the store so you can show me what you would buy for me if it was my bday... So I can correct you #yousuckatthis crazygfproblem

I have a really hard time remembering what it was like to be single... until you annoy the shit out of me #flirtygirl #crazygfproblem

Boyfriends are like little puppies... They can be trained to do whatever the fuck you want #herepuppy #imeanbabe #crazygfproblem

If you cheat on me I will live happily ever after in my jail cell knowing that you got exactly what you deserved 😵 #DEAD #crazygfproblem

I guess you don't care how my day is going... #whyhaventyoutextedme #dontcareifyoureatwork #crazygfproblem