Greg ↗️

Rakyat kena SST 6% pada nasi, teh dan lauk harian. Nampak kecil. Cuma RM2.34. Tapi dari situlah negara kutip sedikit-sedikit daripada perut orang biasa untuk terus membiayai sistem yang anggap elaun tetap MP RM25,700 sebulan sebagai perkara biasa. Yang bawah dicukai masa lapar. Yang atas terus selesa atas nama jawatan.

It’s over. WW3 just started

Maybe generasi baharu tak tahu, Sebenarnya dahulu berdepan A Famosa adalah pesisir pantai. Sehingga kini, boleh nampak garis pantai asal jika tengok dalam Google Map Bandaraya Melaka. Tengok pattern susunan (gambar 3) bangunan dan kawasan tambak (4).

The first living creatures ever given LSD were aquarium fish. Sandoz researchers had just developed LSD, but needed someone to test their new compound on before human trials. 𝗦𝗼 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝘆 𝗱𝗼𝘀𝗲𝗱 𝗮 𝘁𝗮𝗻𝗸 𝗼𝗳 𝗴𝘂𝗽𝗽𝗶𝗲𝘀. The fish immediately swam tothe surface. Floated there. Nose-up. Tail-down. For hours. 𝗧𝗵𝗲𝗻 𝘀𝘄𝗮𝗺 𝗮𝘄𝗮𝘆 𝗻𝗼𝗿𝗺𝗮𝗹𝗹𝘆. Went back to doing fish things. Nobody knew what to make of it. So they shelved it for 5 years. "𝘯𝘰 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘧𝘶𝘭 𝘮𝘦𝘥𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘯𝘢𝘭 𝘶𝘴𝘦" Until one day, in the lab... Albert Hofmann accidentally absorbed a tiny amount through his fingertips... and finally, 𝘪𝘵 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘮𝘢𝘥𝘦 𝘴𝘦𝘯𝘴𝘦. It was for riding a bike. Something a fish could never do. HAPPY BICYCLE DAY, EVERYONE!

Gila harga minyak sekarang, sampai separuh kerajaan dah subsidi ye

They should change the name to "Strait of Schrödinger". It's both open and closed at the same time.

At some level you have to credit Trump for being the first man to go to war with the pope and the ayatollah at the same time

“this is how i met your mother”

The Chinese Mountain Cat is an extremely rare species found only in China’s mountainous regions.

US without israel

A guy walking down the street sees a woman with perfect breasts. He says to her, “Hey, miss, would you let me bite your breasts for $100?” “Are you nuts?!” she replies, and keeps walking away. He turns around, runs around the block, and gets to the corner before she does. “Would you let me bite your breasts for $1000?” he asks again. “Listen, you! I’m not that kind of woman! Got it?!” So the guy runs around the next block and faces her again. “Would you let me bite your breasts just once for $10,000?” She thinks about it for a while, and says, “Hmmmmmm, $10,000, eh? Okay, just once, but not here. Let’s go to that dark alley over there.” So they go into the alley where she takes off her blouse to reveal the most perfect breasts in the world. As soon as he sees them, he grabs them, and starts caressing them, fondling them, slowly, kissing them, licking them, burying his face in them, but not biting them. The woman finally gets annoyed, and asks, “Well, are you gonna bite them or not?” “Nah,” he replies. “ Costs too much.”

Me in the Strait of Hormuz fighting on China’s side because I accepted Temu’s terms and conditions without reading them

I swear the air gets heavier around 7 pm on Sundays. You can feel the Microsoft Teams energy approaching.

Buat teruk, tiktok, fb dah lama ada auto translate. S24 ultra dengan circle to search boleh instantly translate to / from any languages.. Aku sembang bahasa asing rilek je macam native 🤣🤣

Temu delivery guy crossing the Strait of Hormuz to deliver my fake Rolex

Hello, Moon. It’s great to be back. Here’s a taste of what the Artemis II astronauts photographed during their flight around the Moon. Check out more photos from the mission: nasa.gov/artemis-ii-mul…

Betul2 menghayati agama dia ni

Instagram growth gurus are so funny. He can’t use his laptop because he’s holding a drink. He can’t drink because he has a cigar in his mouth. He can’t smoke his cigar because both hands are occupied. 😭

Some little bastard has been using AI pictures of me to leave reviews on various businesses all over Coatbridge to the point that I show up when you google the fucking places. He is even getting replies from the fucking owners.