Crypt

*rips off skin and turns into a wolf*

An even more terrible evil me is being born rn

white people be like “gimme the aux” then put on Eminem

Diggin in my butt watchin my name is earl

I love Rob Thomas

If that onion ring, you picking up?

Moon beam toe cheese farting in your blue jeans

Somebody break benson boones kneecaps

they got the trans homies eating cheez wiz salami burgers bro it’s scary out here

Sleep token sucks buttcheeks

2025 is the new 2015

Cankles is not a bad word #ilovecankles /srs

death sentence by corndog

batteries, bleach and narcan

Lying is a sin! Also I’m going to rip all of your fingernails off

It follows me like the plague

A bald man should NEVER be on all fours

Almonds is boys, cashews is girls

extra extra extra holy virgin olive oil